Pe Teacher Song

mr. madler you're an asshole
and i hope you die soon

i hope you die while you're eating out your wife's hairy and smelly and saggy vagina
and you scream in terror

because there's blue ooze oozing from her oozing vagina
and its blue

and all this commotion wakes your dog up from like a 3 hour nap
and he walks into the room and he says to you
i am the talking dog! and i have to take affirmative action obviously

because this man has hurt my lady in some way
thats the lady who takes me to the dog park
and she feeds me my dog food
and she knows the difference between my tail wags when i wag my tail a certain way i wanna go to the dog park
and when i wag it another way i want
my dog food, dog food, dog food
what do i do?
(i know)

so scurfy bites your dick off
but you don't just die of blood loss

because of your chronic masturbation habits you can't deal with the loss of your penis
and you can't deal with this mixed in with your confusion with the show grey's anatomy

and, you're confused by grey's relationships on the show grey's anatomy
to be honest with you i've never seen grey's anatomy
but i assume it's about relationships

because life is about relationships
and learning from each other
and having friends
and striving of each other
and brining hope from each other
from your friends your best friends and your lovers
and everyone around you is a joke
and everyone around you doesn't know it
and everyone around you doesn't understand
but you just have to strive
you just have to jump into the giant monster
and trudge over the villagers of emotion
and you just have to feel it
and you can't, you can't go on
and mr. madler, you shoot yourself in the face
that's how you die
and no one can stop it now

the deeds been done, mr madler

hmm

no no no no no no no homo
no homo, no homo, no homo, but zac efron just has a nice face




http://twitter.com/mytoecold

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mytoecold
• my
• toe
• cold
• pe
• teacher
• song
• physical
• education
• blah
• die
• dying
• great
• fun

[wewontjudge]

'Omg my life is just so depressing, it's like a huge wave has engulfed me andd totally taken over my heart, no one can ever understand how I feel because I am a raging elephant' - What you really should be saying!

I think you need to chill the fuck out cos this is just a collection of shit.

[mytoecold]

@wewontjudge did you not get that this was a comedy song and not anything serious is any way?

[HPfan71]

You have an interesting voice 

[littlekh07]

this song randomly gets stuck in my head too much..

[silverblaize]

this will always be one of my favorite videos on youtube.

[robbiexxashley]

omg i'm crying you are hilarious

[TheFashiongirl05]

this is a disturbing song but for some reason it's hilarious.

[sissarowed]

You're fab

[SirJovoodoo]

I remember the day you uploaded this, can't believe its been two years already crazy..

[xmikywayx]

I watch this video three times every day.

[TheNightRomer]

lol

[4929646]

XDD all my PE teachers were assholes

[TheElectricDreamer93]

lol 

[lustudisawsome]

:L

[Twilightluver917]

standing ovation my good sir and a shiny trophy

[raichu1112]

god what the fuck did he do to you to write this confusing cluster fuck of a song

[theythinkimcrazy]

im puting this on my ipod



[theShadowDay]

@edwardrocks888 Google images blue waffel disease. Nuff said.

[SuperPopQuiz]

rubbish!

[chiicie101]

LMFAO! WOW thats nasty o.o

[axoxg13]

AND THAT OOZ IS BLUE. lmfao this disgusts me alot, but i like this song xDD

[edwardrocks888]

what the fuck? blue ooze? where the heck do you live? in candyland?

[HiyaImMaya]

nononononononono no homo

[MRSCrhistoferIngle]

Raped the repeat button.

[iibarkk]

HOLY SHIT . This Song's Amazing O: <3

[kevinandre91]

This is honestly a great song. Thanks for sharing your cold toes.