Fuckland - Dogma #8

Fabián, a magician from Buenos Aires, saves his money from weddings, birthdays, and bar mitzvahs, and uses a hidden camera to document a week-long trip to the Falkland Islands where he has a patriotic plan: to impregnate a British woman. If 500 Argies do this annually, the islands will soon be overrun with children belonging to both cultures. He spends his first couple of days in Stanley doing reconnaissance, setting his sights on Camila, whom he's first seen in church. He chats her up at an Internet café. They go out for drinks, then dinner, then to the see the King penguins and a 1982 battlefield. Back home, editing his Dogma 95 film, he receives a final message from Camila.

Primera película argentina rodada según los postulados del Dogma 95, con un equipo de filmación que llegó semiclandestinamente a las islas Malvinas. Un argentino se propone reconquistar las islas con la idea de embarazar a las nativas del lugar y así repoblar el suelo con nuevas generaciones de argentinos.

Um argentino chega às Ilhas Malvinas para reconquistá-las, seguindo o lema "faça amor, não faça guerra". Para isto ele tentará espalhar sêmen argentino, deitando-se com o maior número de nativas possível, na intenção de engravidá-las. Ele tenta incitar seus compatriotas a fazerem o mesmo, para que no futuro a ilha seja povoada por uma nova geração de argentinos, que liderariam uma revolução local.

Cast:
Fábian Stratas (Fábian Stratas)
Camilla Heaney (Camilla Heaney)

The film was filmed on location in Stanley, Falkland Islands.

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[joannarachelmargot]

No entiendo todo...

Can someone explain to me what happens? I have to write an essay on dogme 95 films and don't understand all the spanish?

do the malvinas still belong to the uk? Is it the guys intention to go there to fuck?? no se??? lalala,

gracias gracias

[Leo Sargento]

Just read the info, it might help. ;-)

[Esteban Zero]

jajaajj, sos un grande loco!!, a la que hay q hacerle 1000 hijos es a la vieja re argoyuda de margaret tacher después de la hora del té, tienen un país grande como buenos aires y por eso van invadiendo como piratas

[Paulo Leonel]

pork tienen k invadir las islas de mi pais, no tienen derecho costitucional, al igual k al invadir Belize, dejen d joderse piratas, hasta saben k las islas son nuestras

[sheridan717]

jews did Falkland war.

[noiseadicted]

Está película, como todas las del dogma, es para estar 'al pedo' como dicen los hermanos argentinos, sin embargo me parece que rompe con varias de las 10 restricciones del 'voto de castidad' para empezar, hay música de fondo y voz en off, como puede ser una película dogma así?

[Jim Tolmie]

When the baby grows up it's gonna be PABLO ZABALETA HA HA HA!

[Jim Tolmie]

I love Argentinians - I love ZABALETA, KUUUUUN AGUERO and even Tevez, ha ha, cause City are gonna be CHAMPIONS of ENGLAND! Hey, you can have your Malvinas, we'll keep Zab and Kuuun and the City is ours!

[John Newcomb]

Fucklands, like the very recent and also deceptively-made Argentine athlete video promo spot, just reflects Argentine character towards Falklanders: if you believe that Falklander community are nothing but pirates, you can do anything to do them with impunity. In addition, Fucklands also says that Falklander women are to be abused with impunity, although in this case, they had to import UK actor Camilla Heaney because Falkland women wanted nothing to do with the Argentine actor.

[Sebastián Guido Spano]

La película no es mala, la vi hace mucho, pero igual puede tener tantas interpretaciones como personas que la vean. La intención era simple: filmar en las Malvinas, la única forma posible en ese momento era clandestinamente, además amparada por el Dogma 95 cuando la vas a ver ya sabés qué esperar. No creo que hayamos quedado como estúpidos ante el mundo. Se pueden hacer películas de estos temas y no todo tiene que ser "Los chicos de la guerra" ni "La noche de los lápices".

[edimilson dos santos]

viva as malvinas com muito petroleo para a inglaterra

[francofan100]

Quite a mean-spirited film. I wasn't particularly bothered by the political context either, just the sexism. The Falkland Islands will stop becoming profitable anyway when they run out of fishery areas to sell to the Japanese.

[Ndcar]

che boliguayo pelotudo, este no es tu país, pajero, hay que ridiculizar a los mogolicos yankees e ingleses que nos quieren cagar la vida y piensan que nosotros no valemos un carajo... anda a la mierda, puto indigena del orto

[MOONCHI PE]

i´m sory for this angry comments.. i´m from argentina and i don´t think that people should treat anybody with these kind of words... am i weird because i don´t hate british people??? i really love your music and you have such a nice accent..

let´s not forget that we are people ! are you all the same in your country ? in your town ? in your block ?

no!!! HUGS FROM ARGENTINA