Swine Flu Rap

Hope anyone sick feels better!!!!!! Always look on the bright side kiddies.

UPDATE (5/6/09): Hello all, hope everyone enjoys the video. My school (St. Francis Prep) did open on Monday and the rest of the school year is underway. Fortunately anyone who was sick is better and all we have to worry about is good old school work.

Swine Flu Rap (to the tune of Dirt Off Your Shoulder/Lying From You)
Lyrics/Performance - Chris Paul

When I go out everyone is worried for me
They see the bumpersticker and they question me
Thank goodness I'm fine but some friends are sick
Take a seat baby let me educate quick

So you want to know why your friends are off
You thought its not too bad thought its just a cough
but now we got extra offs 2 by tues
check it out man its the swine flu

Chorus:
If you feel a little faint baby go and check your temperature
Ladies can get it too get checked for the swine flu
I know its crazy baby but you know you gotta get that strain out your system

You prolly know by now a pandemic in the making
Signs include coughs and body aching
Beware of surfaces of contamination it can also spread from communication
of a cough or sneeze it will do as it please
It originated from arespiratory disease
It is not just for pigs but infections won't cease viral infections from the disease
The virus can spread from p to p (person)
but in the past it wouldn't go beyond 3
Outside the nurse's kids by the 80
Oldest of them being just about 18

Chorus

If you think you are sick you should stay home
you don't want to spread the illness to those that are prone
7 days home until symptoms resolve
avoid close contact is the one above all
keep your hands clean and cover your sneeze
dishes and laundry wash well please
If you're not sick you can mix yours in the wash
separating items - there's no need for the cause
If you are well but you live with a patient
Monitor yourself for flu like symptoms
You can have no guests no visitors
Have them bring a mask or a respirator
Again if you're sick just rest and drink
If you're under 18 don't take aspirin
This can cause an illness called Reyes Syndrome
Just avoid contact keep clean and stay home

If things get worse get medical attention
Get to a doctor without public transportation
Hope I shed some light on the situation
We are this close to graduation

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• Chris
• Paul

[Runeman4678]

30,000 people die per year from the normal flu.

Whats the difference?

[Rocker7639]

this is a new strain of the flu, one of which we dnt have a cure for yet

thts all

a minor diff i guess

[doodoobutter101]

lmaooo...hysterical!

do you go to prep? lol i graduated last year rofl

[Rocker7639]

lol yea i go to prep (class of 09!!!)

we had a week off but they extended our days by 4!!! ughhhh it seems so long with the senioritis loool

[VJGija]

great :)

[metallic219]

how did he rip it off, he gave credit to them after the song.

[cloust2323]

@Rocker7639 lol new? not really

[trthegreatone]

this is pretty cool

[MrRickt90]

i was afraid it was gonna be as bad as captian tripps in the stand but in reality.

[Lilygreen2]

ive beenoff school for like 2 days now and i herd mama talking on the phone to my auntie saying that the doctors are woried its swine flu.... im a little bit afraid...

[EvilKittyKat500]

haha equal, FILTH

[EvilKittyKat500]

yea lots of children have been dying from it, poor kids,

[EvilKittyKat500]

haha i dont like the ppl who gave us whites the flu i am a natzi so i dont care what i am saying well i do but it s the truth i have to say that we brought it back from mexico when ppl went there like im sick right now but i dont know if its the swine flu or not.

[agentxz2]

thanks im feeling a little better now^^

[Devabomb123]

omg broad at 35 sooo hot

[gabekid123]

Mexican's and pig's