Stayin' A Wonk

Larry the Blind Guy is back with his debut single, "Stayin' A Wonk".

The lyrics are mostly inside jokes about Larry and the other Wonks at sweetfeatheryjesus.com so come on over and enjoy some laughs.

Stayin' A Wonk
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(to the tune of the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive")

Well, you can tell by the way my eye drifts off,
I'm a blind man, just call me a wonk.
Laugh real loud and women run, I've been kicked around
Since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's ok.
If you can't look the other way.
You may never understand
Root beer's effect on a man.

Whether you're a colored, or Jimmy's mother,
We're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk.
Feel the forum breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk.
Ah ha ha ha, stayin' a wonk, stayin a wonk.
Ah ha ha ha stayin' a wonk.

Well now, I can't get blown and I can't get laid
And if I ever get either, I'll have it made.
Now I'm sweepin' kernals and makin' food
That's not quite as good as Freckles' poo.
Oh no, it's not bad, it's ok.
You may want to look the other way.
You may never understand
A dog turd's effect on a man.

Whether you're a colored, or Jimmy's mother,
We're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk.
Feel the forum breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk.
Ah ha ha ha, stayin' a wonk, stayin a wonk.
Ah ha ha ha stayin' a wonk.

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me.
Somebody help me. Yeah. Stayin' a wonk.

Well, you can tell by the way my dick pops out,
There's a woman near, age twelve, no doubt.
The movie's loud and she's so near,
I'll start jackin' and she won't hear.
And now it's all right, it's ok.
I'll shoot my load the other way.
You may never understand,
A peanut's effect on a man.

Whether you're a colored, or Jimmy's mother,
We're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk.
Feel the forum breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk.
Ah ha ha ha, stayin' a wonk, stayin a wonk.
Ah ha ha ha stayin' a wonk.

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me.
I'm Stayin' a wonk.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• larry
• blind
• song
• parody
• staying
• alive
• wonk
• sweetfeatheryjesus

[kiddsock]

LOL Tooo funny! Wonkaliscious!!

Keep on YouTubin!

[Remmy221]

sfj or whatever he says is that his radio thing?? or just a site he uses or what?

[xelegyx77]

will you sing at my wedding?!?!

[dmanstoit]

lol...its cool that hes able to be cool wit that :-D

[Manarii212]

you rock :p

[unclerollo]

Get this guy signed before Sony snaps him up!

[cliffpettigrew]

Finally, a song I can make sweet love to my wife to.

[metfanpsk]

holy crist was that one of the Gibb bros?

[walygatr]

Who is this Kid?? He's freaking BRILLIANT!!

[RickyWagons]

what the f is this s