Dylan Moran on catholic protestants and biscuits (Like Totally) rus subtitles
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@IThinkISeeADoughnut You and me both babe!! LOL
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@jsnb2001 If only conversion could rid us of Catholic guilt. Unfortunately, I think the priest spikes the water in the baptismal font with something that penetrates into our DNA. The sad truth is, once a Catholic...
I don't like labels, but, if the truth be known, I'd have to call myself an agnostic. I'd probably be an atheist if it weren't for the Catholic guilt I was baptized with. I mean, I don't know whether or not there's a God, but if there is one, I'm pretty much f@#%ed.
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Also the only country responsible that offends Catholicism are the ones in America
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Catholic church is the only real church. The Protestants fuck everyone. They think that they can go around badass and they never realize Jesus asked for one type of church. The Protestants give a completely different view of Christ and teach the wrong ideals. Id rather read from the Qu'ran then attend Protestant mass.
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@postdesrapides I know people from all of those religions, and they've got nothing on Catholics for shame! They aren't in confessionals as young as seven. They aren't praying the rosary because the Blessed Virgin told them to do so to save the world. They don't wear ashes on their forehead to symbolize their penitence. They don't have the crucified Christ on necklaces & states in their house. Protestants don't marinate in shame like Catholics do.
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@MorginWard Unless your from Northern Ireland...
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At least if your catholic you can have a deathbed confession and everything's forgiven.
But oh the shame....
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@seankinsellasean yeah i meant southern states of the u.s. w/e it dm
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@AyeYirMa southern baptists are protestants in the southern states of the US not ireland for fuck sakes.....
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the best annd most artsy ever!
@bogi18 its amazing how many people forget that being irish doesnt make you a brit :P
MorginWard 6 months ago 35
Protestants don't feel shame? Apparently you've never met a Lutheran, Southern Baptist, or Presbyterian. Ha! Ha!
postdesrapides 6 months ago 35