If Religions Were Real: Elisha and the She-Bears of DEATH
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if you squeeze all the bull shit out, there would be nothing left.
2 years ago 41
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Wonderful production. Good to see smart interpretations squeezing the bullshit out of the bible.
2 years ago 27
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Interesting... I just saw the movie "Freezer Burn" which featured: Boomer Tibbs(Elisha). ;O)
Katalyzt
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@Buntzums No it doesn't work for blonde jokes! Blond jokes are female specific. Have you read the Bible? You can say whatever you want about women. God's cool with it.
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fucking hilarious!
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2:15 Wilhelm Scream! fuck yeah!
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This is pretty good, but I have to doubt the historical accuracy of this story. The Wilhelm Scream was almost certainly not available to Bronze Age sound mixers.
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!WARNING! God once killed everyone on earth except 8 people because he was fed up with them. It's His world so it's better to give Him some respect!
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This was amazing. I offhandedly commented that I should use this as a "scare tactic" to teach my pre-schoolers not to call names...it turned into a hot bed of what I should and shouldn't do as a teacher. Um I'm sorry, I wasn't going to show them this video. I was going to read them teh Bible and maybe make a silly story about a tickle bear. Srsly
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man, God really has no sense of humour - does this work for blonde jokes?
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god bless the little children... unless they call you bald... then may bears tear them limb from limb! ah hahahahha
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...or you know, they could just be MYTHICAL STORIES TOLD BY PRIMITIVE MEN.
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Also, how crap a town must Bethel have been if the best thing 42 kids could decide to do was go call someone bald?
GriffinPilgrim 2 years ago 9
@GriffinPilgrim
Remember, the bible has been altered a lot to make the word "youths" instead of children. Apparently the story is supposed to be about little kids as opposed to big scary teenagers.
TheShwaNerd 2 years ago 6