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Uploaded by on Mar 7, 2008

From Star Trek The Next Generation ("Code of Honor"), Data attempts to tell a classic joke about a man who wants to buy some kidneys.

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  • To tell this joke properly you have to slowly advance on your victim until the punchline is complete.

  • ohh, i remember going around in high school telling this joke to everyone i knew....

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  • LOL i love how data chases after geordi; thats so awesome.

  • Its past midnight and I laughed before he got to the punchline. XD

  • i'm sure i'm not the only one who thinks it would be so damn cool if we could make robots just like this, or maybe the milk bleeders from alien... or the hot blondes from BSG... yeah that would be better... sexbots... mmm, yeah. is it wrong that i would 'do' data just to see what it's like? probably... especially since i'm a guy... ah well.

  • what?

  • @GoodLifeGodLike If you went back to 1987 to see the series again for the first time, you could see "Naked Now", "Code of Honor" and "Last Outpost" one after another... The experience could lead you to give up on this half-baked new Star Trek show. :)

  • @SakuraMoonflower There's a fine line between a speech impediment and a dialectal shift. In either case, differences are funny. Deal with it.

  • It sounds like a speech impediment, but wording it it "I SAID 'Kidleys', didl I?" sounds like he said "Did I Lie?" and a play on "Didn't I?" ... simultaneously making it sound more like a speech impediment. It's pretty unclear... ergo, I seriously don't find the joke funny... but the moment itself is hilarious. Data is such a creeper here, I love him. <3

  • @amhaun01 And did they all tried to run away?

  • Man I wish I could go back to 1987 and watch this series for the first time all over again. There will never be anything like it.

  • A man goes to a store and asks to buy some kidneys. The man in the store says "Do you want those to go?" and he responds "What else would I do with them?"

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