My Funny Valentine Song

"I Could Be Your Valentine" first debuted when Brindamour performed all original songs at the National Theatre in Washington, DC. Singer, songwriter, and composer Suzanne Brindamour has 2 CDs (available on iTunes and from CDbaby.com) and has written songs and scores airing on the CW network, MTV, National Geographic and America's Most Wanted. She currently is co-producing and hosting a new series "Troubadour" (find promo video on youtube), writing music for the documentary "Barnstorming" and performing around the Washington, DC area and beyond.

As requested, here are the lyrics: I Could Be Your Valentine




Im always stressing or PMSing
Singer, songwriters like me, we thrive when lifes depressing.

But if with you thats fine
And if you dont mind
I could be your Valentine.

I may not wait long for you to call me.
I might insist right away that you adore me.

But if with you thats fine
And if you dont mind
I could be your Valentine.

I can be entertaining, or at least worth mocking.
Ill come out of the restroom with my dress tucked in my stockings.
So, if youre good lookin and you like cookin
Chances are that youre already tooken

But if youre one of the rest,
Somewhat special, not expecting the best
Let me put you to the test
So you can be my Valentine.

I cant be content—I love the drama
Ill tell you what to do where and when—Ill be your Mama
You only have to be half the man, that is Obama.
I will cling to you—I know men love that.
I will sing to you—while youre trying to watch the game.

But if with you thats fine; if youre nice from behind.
And if you jazzercise and arent emotionally paralyzed
I could be your Valentine.

Suzanne Brindamour © 2002

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• My funny Valentine
• song
• femaie
• singer
• songwriter
• Suzanne Brindamour
• always stressing
• PMSing
• dysfunctional

[gowin]

in the info genius.... -_->>>>

[Brain704]

not bad, i like the natural feel to it :D

[z55177]

Where can I get lyrics to this song?