White Guys Can Rap Too

Despite my skin's bland, pale appearance, I still have the necessary skills to drop deadly bombs and bust beastly beats. This music video is proof of my infinite rapping talent.

LYRICS:

1 line, 2 line,
3 line, FOUR
And if you think its all I got
Then youll be hearin much more
Cuz Im known to roll lyrics
Off the tip of my tongue
And do you see, thats me
On your ringtone son! Yea,
Im the song
That you always hear sung
Im the beat on the radio
That made your hips swung
I can take a simple noise
And turn it into a JAM
Cuz Im the reason
Flo Ridas singin oh hot damn

Chorus:
They tell me rapping
Is not a good idea
They say Im whiter
Than a soft quesadilla
But that dont mean I cant go
On with my song
And Ill keep pullin through
Makin music for you
So you see that its true
White guys can rap too.

I get in my Honda civic
Shift the gear into first
Its quite efficient on gas
So it dont drain the purse.
My pimped-out ride makes yours
Look the worst
You see I got 5 gears
Including reverse.
So I dont have rims
But Im loaded with rhymes.
And dont bet that youre better
Cuz youll lose all your dimes
Its a waste of time
Ill put you on the shelf
And make you snap crackle pop
Like the Keebler Elf

My skin is white
Its a fact that I know
Cuz I been told I look
Invisible when Im in the snow
Im Caucasian but that
Dont mean Im in a boy band
If you get to know me better
Then youll see that Im a straight G man
With a plan
And a mic in my hand
But if you swim in my waters
Then youll swim in quick sand.
And all the other MCs are a joke
To me
Fitty Cent is half a dollar
And Eminem is a candy!

Chorus

As white
As I may seem
Im like Will Smith
Cuz my rhymes are clean
Like Kanye West
Ill be making a scene
With my love lockdown
Gonna make you scream
Like Vinny Paz
Ill be leadin revolutions
Pickin up guns
And droppin solutions
I get busted
As much as T.I.
And like Three 6 Mafia
I gotta stay fly
T-Pain
Thinks hes got game
But if he steps up to me
Then Ill bring the pain
Its insane
How much Im like Little Wayne
Cuz you think Im dead
And then Ill walk out without a stain
My name is known
Like NWA
And I can go droppin bombs
All night and all day
Like Mohammad Ali
Im gonna win the fight
Cuz I can rap too
Even though my skin is white

Chorus

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• skullkruncher13
• white
• guys
• can
• rap
• too
• funny
• halo
• guy
• lipsync
• music
• video
• rapper
• MC

[SkullKruncher15]

Man my life goal was to get to talk to skull but so many views on his vids.....aint gonna happen :(

[skullkruncher13]

@SkullKruncher15 you thought wrong my friend. i respond to as many messages and comments as i can! thanks for the support, EVERY fan counts. :)

[skullkruncher13]

@shymoneykid hahahaha i challenge you to a rap-off

[serinalover42]

31 People got raped by skull.

[Cheaporeviewer]

what would you do if eminem or another mainstream rapper actually challenged you to a battle?

[jaynoureddin14]

why u no do game raps anymore!? ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[lilstuckup]

he so sick

[KeyBladeProdigy]

skullkruncher13 How do you get instrumental for your music

[CjGamer22]

i dont know if this too funny or ridiculous.... but that aside good job overall

[EnglandsWhiteBoyz]

No one can spell his name right, its skullkruncher13 not scullcrusher, or skullkrusher, jesus

[PEWBWASH]

i like skull but i liked him better before then now

[TheAnonymousGEEK0]

This song would of been the shit. Only if you had not of dissed eminem (n)