Pikachew

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[665516]

unusual ideas could make enemies,and the women, if they were going to achieve any sort of comfort and safety, needed all the friends they could get.

So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was discover what other people were thinking and then they thought that, too.

[malmorcan]

OMG I take it all back--you must be intelligent if you quote Kurt Vonnegut!!

YOU SHOULD JOIN MENSA WITH YOUR GIANT BRAIN!!

[665516]

I've spent much time pondering the possible ways to create a time machine, from convoluted quantum theories on the conservation of randomness to simply going to sleep. After extensive summertime study of the latter, I've come to the conclusion that sleep can only be used for forwards transportation through time, and not by more than about 16 hours.

[malmorcan]

No matter how cold he seems, your daddy really does love you. You don't need to flirt with older men to get the attention he never gave you. :(

[elmonstredelmi]

The "Fat" pika is funny and so cute!!!

[dawnofdeath50]

so cuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeeee. but then it gets eaten. poor little pika :[

[citpwnage711]

:'( so sad.poor poor pika.

[665516]

My Daddy said he had a gift

That he'd like to give to me.

Oh so, many years ago,

As I sat upon his knee.

He said it would last forever

And that it could never be lost.

And to me he'd freely give it,

to me, no matter what the cost.

[malmorcan]

Glad to see you're embracing this idiotic identity; most people would be horribly depressed to discover that, after searching so long to figure out who they really are, they find out that they're _you_: just one of the drooling masses who like fart jokes and drawing boobies on the wall in public bathrooms.

Congrats! :)

[665516]

lol no u r