Trollin In Trade [WoW Parody]

Parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner.

Download this song, and more, for free from my purevolume page: www.purevolume.com/Letomi

If you say you've never trolled trade chat, then you're missing out. It's a lot more fun than it should be, and I've done it quite a few times myself. My personal favorite troll? When there's a discussion about girls in WoW. I throw is "Please, girls don't play WoW." Wait for girls to start saying 'I'm a girl and I play WoW', 'I'm a girl', 'I'm a girl hunter' or whatever. Give them some time to feel all special. Then say, "Oops, typo, I meant to write 'Girls don't play WoW well.'". It's cute to see them get allllll upset. I've had people tell me that I'm just mad because my balls haven't dropped or I don't have any hair on my chin or my girlfriend dumped me. I never reveal that I'm actually a girl.
I'm sure all of you have seen the answer to "Guiz, how do I leave a (pvp) team?" be " /gquit". I reference that one too. =)
But, here's a song to all the victims of trade. Trade doesn't really hate you, we're just trying to have fun.

Letomi "Trollin in Trade"

If I could write you a song,
to teach you all the hooks
I would have to write hundreds of 'em
Or a book
I used up all my tricks,
I hope you laugh at this
but you probably won't,
you fell for trollin' in trade

you always PUG your raids
and you changed your name
so nobody knows you
You fell for trollin' in trade
and you say that girls play
You curse me out all day and
its probably cuz,
you fell for trollin' in trade

you know some grammar
you're the king of spelling
and you don't seem to get that
It ain't sh*t.
and you don't know,
the way that you look,
when your al-
ways
so
mad
bro

shh! I got you,
all figured out,
and I know what to say to make you crazy
on the keyboard
You talk like a pro, you play serious and you know none of us

if I could write you a song,
Guess I'd have to explain
Why it's fun to see you get so angry
At a game
I used up all my tricks,
I hope you laugh at this
but you probably won't,
you fell for trollin' in trade

You threw a guild away and
you act ashamed but
you did it again
Victim of trollin' in trade
Next time you log on to play you should
Remember my name
So that you won't respond
and fall for trollin' in trade

you got your caps on
you say you'll report
and you seem so upset that they're laughing
and you don't know,
the way that you look,
when your al-
ways
so
mad
bro

shh! I got you,
all figured out,
and I know what to say to make you crazy
on the keyboard
You talk like a pro, you play serious and you know none of us

'Cause it sure seems
('Cause it sure seems)
You think that you know
(That you think you know)
But we all see
(We all see)
LOL Y U SO MAD BRO?
(Bro)

if I could write you a song,
but that would be a bore
You are cuter when you type that /ignore
I used up all my tricks,
I hope you laugh at this
but you probably won't,
You fell for trollin' in trade

you always PUG your raids
and you changed your name
so nobody knows you
You fell for trollin' in trade
and you say that girls play
You curse me out all day and
its probably cuz,
you fell for trollin' in trade

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Trolling
• Trollin
• In
• Trade
• WoW
• World
• of
• Warcraft
• Letomi
• Parody
• funny
• cooler
• than
• me

[DjMcBeardy]

Silver can i use some things of your vid for mine?plz im a newbie here trying to get cool things

[SilverLetomi]

@DjMcBeardy Yes, just link back to me in video credits or description and you cannot make any profit off the video! (Copyrighted material and such. :/ )

[DJsolhof1]

hey silver is it okay i use one or two of your vids for my wow videos?

could be nice :D

[SilverLetomi]

@DJsolhof1 Sure! Just please link back to me in either your video credits or video description. =) And I'd love a link to see it when you're done!

[BestialWorgen]

I felt for trolling in trade :(

[CreeperDeath]

"Did it ever happened to you, when you're smoking a cigarette and you try to get it out from your mouth but your lips are so dry that your fingers go to the fire instead because the cigarette is stuck on your lips ?"

Been posting this everyday for a year now, and it still a succesfull troll, some answer yes or no, while other simply tell me to stfu, that I posted the macro in raids the other night, etc, it's just awesome kkthx

[thegreedsgood]

did anyone said [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] ??



[MissShaka1997]

12 people fel for trolling in trade :p

[867Eddy]

trolling is fun but only if you do it to 12 year olds that think they are pro's at games they have just started palyin not just wow anny game. i read the descript and your trolling line is awsome but i have a better one. wait for a noob then make something up like "do you have the ***** spell? ( make shure this spell or whatever you pick is not on the game) and then they will say they have whatever you made up like this "yes i have that spell". then you say "well i made that up you noob"

[jakenscott4eva]

@BestialWorgen lmao

[MissAshtara]

i hear mike posner did a parody of this

[olgasementsova]

Da trollin

[00angel4200]

Description was funny

[Thecousins97]

haha xD still a really good song keep going :D

[icknok]

well done vocals. good job, hope there's more.