Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the anus by Unknown Artist

LYRICS:

intro:
Jock:
Oh my god JC a bomb!
JC:
A BOMB?

tracer tong:
GREETINGS MR DENTON
My Name is Tracer Tong
You thought that you were uber
It seems that you are wrong

Your boss has sent you to kill me
And that's not very nice
We'll chop you up and eat your coat with noodles and fried lice!

You think you can defy us?
You think you own Hong Kong?
You have a stupid virus
Your life will not be long

My thugs are getting closer!
We will blow you away!
Your brother is a communist
and all your friends are gay!

("La la la la laaaa" to the Deus Ex Theme)

Oh my god jc a bomb

gunther hermann:
Greetings Mr Denton
It is me Gunther Hermann
My Body's big and metal
my accent's very German

You can not fight zee nazies
We will not let you pass!
We'll punch you in ze colon,
und shoot you in ze ass

tracer tong:
Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the anus x2
Hawwww Mr Dr Denton, I shoot you in the anus x2
Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the anus x4

("La la la la laaaa" to the Deus Ex Theme again)

Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the anus X3

everyone:
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!

tracer tong:
Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the anus x2

Ah Mr Denton, your ending shall be heinous

Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the AUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHSSS
A BOMB

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• audiosurf
• video game
• computer game
• deus ex
• fan
• remix
• jdvocalwav.mp3
• oh my god jc a bomb
• lyrics
• video games
• extreme driving

[DocWilyZ]

Wait wait wait; Tracer Tong was a good guy. 

[Lowendrach]

@DocWilyZ what a shame

[Lowendrach]

happy 10th birthday Deus Ex!

[fonkymaster]

WTF???

[Lowendrach]

@fonkymaster what a shame

[xelpoyodiablox]

Haha, god damn, this thing got around didn't it? Here's the rest:

"Your boss sent you to kill me...

We'll chop you up and eat your corpse..."

(I think 'coat' is way better though, so let's leave it as that. Eating a man's coat has got to be a major kick in the nuts)

"You have a stupid virus"

"My thugs are getting closer, We will blow you away!"

"It is me Gunther Hermann, My body's big and metal, my accent's very German"

And finally it's "We'll punch you in ze colon, und shoot you in ze ass"

[Lowendrach]

Sweet! I wondered if I'd ever know who made this, and now thanks to the magic of the internet I do!

Thanks for making this hilarious song.

[spiderplant]

Oh my god, JC! A SONG!

[SilencedCreeper]

At the beggining of the song, I thought it was going to be a slow, and calm Japanese sounding song.... Then it went into fast,bumpy, techno. Now I'm a purple elephant in that flies.

[FBIMaker]

Ok so, WTF? o.O

[ComradeLibertarian]

What a rotten way to song

[BGHetfield96]

Jees, the theme song sounds like a communist march here.

[SigmaX01]

Reminds me of Kompressor

[gubl3]

I never asked for this.

[asdfghjkl2222]

REINSTALLING

[DGneoseeker1]

What the hell did I just watch?

[esejony65]

@spiderplant  A SONG!?

[UreksatheJade]

GOSHYES