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Song 1: Lemon Shortcake by James Price (http://fjamesprice.tumblr.com)
Song 2: JING5 by CognosSquare (http://www.youtube.com/cognossquare)
Song 3: Candybox by Danny L. Harle (http://soundcloud.com/mrzolon)

Transition music clips from http://www.freesound.org/people/zyberbird/ and CognosSquare.
Subtitles by Nick Shapiro
Audio mixed by James Price
Extensive character research by Adam Hanes-Mackean
Additional writing by Jan Rankoski and Channing Creager
Starring Arjun: http://fiverr.com/arjunrocks

Obama, a.k.a. BHO, a.k.a. Shinebox Barry, a.k.a. Pontius Pilate, is a former used car salesman and corporate shill currently in charge of The Ministry of Banks and Oil. Goldman Sachs has it's hand so far up this man's ass, he may as well be Al Jolson. Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the commander-in-chief, president Al Jolson. OK, now sit down, shut up, and do not think for yourselves.

Guantanamo; NDAA; SOPA; PIPA; ACTA; the re-re-re-ratification of the "Patriot" Act; the illegal war in Libya--I mean we're barely paying attention too, but use Google motherfuckers. This guy is crooked and anyone who's not asleep at the wheel knows it.

Time and time again we're moved almost to tears by BHO's big fancy words, then we turn around the next minute and there's literally a thin, uncircumsized black dick in our asses. Not that there's anything wrong with black dick...

Speaking of which, the worst is when black people fervently support this guy. It's heartbreaking because Obama actually stands in complete opposition to their interests. Now, we are pretty sure that he is an actual, real, bona fide half-black man, and in all honesty seeing a black man become president felt Historic and Great, but now everybody has to come to terms with the fact that No-Bomba has an Orrin Hatch-sized hard-on for destroying brown people.

First off--we know they're making a big deal about "ending the war in Iraq" right now, but that's gotta be bullshit. They are probably just replacing the army with Erik Prince's private Nordic Kontractors (men who are paid to drive around in black SUVs and play target practice with civilian heads) or some other shell-game trick shit like that. Maybe they're ending the war but "continuing a policy of strategic intervention?" Maybe they're "suppressing an insurgency through isolated tactical interference?" What's the posh new term for dropping cluster bombs on mosques these days?

But secondly, more importantly, the big reason why blacks should not be *Kool with Barry™* is The War on Drugs. The War on Drugs is a top-secret military codename for The War on Minorities. Here at MDE, we're all white, so The War on Drugs doesn't really affect us. 70% of the time when white kids get pulled over with weed in the car, Officer Friendly let's them go with a stern warning. And that's assuming they've been pulled over to begin with, which is statistically impossible unless you live in an area where there are no blacks/latinos around to preoccupy the cops.

On the other hand, if you are a minority, the po-pos are going to follow your car around for half an hour, waiting for you to forget to signal. Then they will treat you like sub-humans and rifle through all your possessions until they find or are able to plant something incriminating. "It doesn't matter if [they're] liars because [you've] got four priors," at least according to officer.com.

Does that not sound profound to you? They're going to shit all over your hard-won civil liberties and lock your father figures up in prisons, damning your children to a vicious cycle of poverty and crime. That's like, a few ladder rungs above slavery.

And Obama is the CEO, general, czar, and master-and-commander in the war on drugs. He could end the pain with a pen stroke, but he doesn't, because, well, look at the title of this video.

Obama is not Lenny Kravitz, or something. He's not the zoot suit-wearing swing-dancing superhero who is going to make the country "funky" and "give us equality." We hate to break it to you, but he's actually Darius Rucker. My stepmother loves Darius Rucker, because my stepmother is a cunt.

If the year is 2012 and you are still buying into the official sales pitch, you are really gullible, and you seriously need to *stay the fuck away* from E-Mail, social networking sites, and other people--basically any outlet for your opinion--until you are able to afford a better bullshit detector.

Here's some further reading so you can un-dumb your dumb ass, for the sake of yourself and every other dumbass in this nation that your dumbass opinions affect:

http://adage.com/article/moy-2008/obama-wins-ad-age-s-marketer-year/131810/
Noam Chomsky - 'Obama worse than Bush': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mA4HYTO790
Ralph Nader: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTusBjt0RRs

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[veuvecliquot]

was this outsourced?

[alienmode]

@veuvecliquot yea globalization

[alienmode]

KEEP TAKING IT UP THE SHIT PIPE.

Get used to never having a "SCORE" moneywise in your life.

Earn every dollar and leave the big breaks for others you don't know.

Be a townie and play the lottery.

Maybe a million if your lucky, sharp and already halfway there.

[carlswitzerfan]

Idiotic!!! Racist terms shouldn't be shared recklessly anywhere. Not even for comedy!! (I'm m black and I found this VERY offensive!!)

[alienmode]

@carlswitzerfan sorry

[lollercoastersoflove]

his intonation and inflection of his words is hilarious

[arjunporwalagra]

@veuvecliquot thas me

[Rawrlor]

LOL, this is all true.

[skewbuh]

Why do Indians smell so bad? Why can't they speak english? What compels them to eat curry?

[skateboardjumps]

i subbed cuz this is hilarious lmao

[Javon1983]

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[arjunporwalagra]

thanks guys...yup i will love to do many videos like this for you too...

:)

[arjunporwalagra]

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[7InchGrowerDick]

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