Because I Love You - Chapter 3 (a jonas story)

JOE. Spain?!?! - The wii remote that Joe was using, flung out of his hands and crashed throught the famly room window. KEVIN. JOE!
JOE. I was playing baseball....
SELENA. Spain? Wait, did Abuelita call?
DULCE. Yeah, I talked to her this morning. She said that she would have invited us sooner, but grandpa got sick right after Dad left. She spent all her time at the hospital. Untill he...croaked.
SELENA. ABUELITO'S DEAD!?!
DULCE. It was about time.
RENA. Wow.
DULCE. He was gonna die soon anyway!
RENA. Why? What was wrong with him?
SELENA. Oh. Just the usual. Smoking, driking, drugs...
RENA. Okay, I get it.
NICK. Dude, aren't you guys even a little upset. -He says, shocked.
DULCE. ugh. He hated me anyway.
KEVIN. Your grandpa hated you? No offense, but this family is totally messed up.
DULCE. You just figured that out?
SELENA. Shut up. He didn't hate her. It's just that when Dulce was little, she had really bad asthma. When we visited, Abuelita wouldn't let him smoke. That's why he was always kinda rude to her. He was just being grumpy.
DULCE. Wut. ever. I barely knew him.
JOE. Poor guy.
DULCE. MOVING ON!
So, I asked her if I could bring a few friends, and she said yes. So...We're going to Spain!!!
JOE. Where in Spain?
SELENA. Madrid.
KEVIN. Cool! So...wuts the catch?
DULCE. Huh? I don't know what you're talking about. I just think that we've all been working so hard lately. We deserve a -
SELENA. The catch is that we have to stay in her house.
RENA. Oh, if there's a space problem, we can just stay in a hotel or something.
SELENA. Oh there's PLENTY of space. Trust me.
JOE. Then what's the problem?
DULCE. There is no problem.
JOE. No problem?
SELENA. BIG problem.
JOE. Big problem?
DULCE. There's NO PROBLEM!
JOE. No problem?!?
SELENA. Your'e the problem!
JOE. I'm the problem?!?!?!
DULCE. THERE IS NO DAMN PROBLEM!!! Now stop, I don't think Joe's smallish brain can handle this.
NICK. Wait, so why did she say JOE was the problem?
DULCE. It's Selena's problem, not Joe's.
JOE. Huh? - Joe says helplessly.
SELENA. Fine! It's my problem. But what about the OTHER problem?
DULCE. Oh. That.
KEVIN. Will someone please tell us what's going on?!?!
DULCE. Oh, it's nothing big. Just that Abutlita's house is...HAUNTED!!
NICK. Seriously?
DULCE. That's not a problem, is it? JOE?!?!
JOE. No...I'm not scared...
DULCE. Good! Then pack your bags, guys!

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[ellielouise13]

OMG this chapter was AWESOME and really funny plzzzz post the next one already

[jonasbrothers4evrxo]

i loved it

[justhink123]

aha. that was funny! i could be joe with the smallishh brain. if i was in that conversationn i would have been lost lmao

[unstopablegirl]

i love when they're fighting over weather or not there's a problem! lol! great job!

[LittleMissGggls500]

aHHH HUGE CLIFF CLIFFHANGER AAHHA

[yuiyuiy00luv]

i've been waiting soooo much for this. cool chapter anyways.

My friends and I are making one, would u pliz check it?

[nychic369]

haha i cant wait til joe pisses his pants over a haunted house !

lmao

[JBTWENTYFOURSEVEN]

lol :]

love this

[xoxjonasbrothers28]

AAH! lol..the chpt was halirous and awesome!

been waiting forever for you new chpts!

OOhh..can't wait for the HAUNTED house..hmm..

i see where your going..haha