December 5th: The Adorable Cannibal (PG-13)

In which Hank sings a fairly creepy song...and notes that other folks are now doing required songs on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/vloglovers
http://www.youtube.com/songsfromahat

Lyrics:
You see I've got these problems
and no one can solve them
I'm embarrassed just to say it outloud
either I'm lovin' you the way I should love food or lovin' food the way I should love you
It's just who I am I'm not proud

CHORUS
but baby you look so good I want to sprinkle you on my food
and If I could I would eat you
Like a five year old eats glue
it used to be that my favorite things in the world were food
well they still are but now my favorite food is you.

We all love Chinese
Lo Mein and Snow Peas
Sezuan or Moo shoo
but I used to want to procreate
with every plate that I ate
and that's the difference between me and you

I couldn't reject sex even with bad tex mex
I once kissed a girlled kangaroo
Imagine jon belushi makin' out with sushi
well that was me before I met you

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Well I must conclude that when you're nude
and recently shampooed that my mood is more suited for you than food
my potatoes and carrots they need to be stewed
but I want to stew you too

CHORUS

Baby I promise not to eat you
though I can't stop wanting to
and I'll try to stop makin' out with food

You've helped me lose a lot of weight
and that's pretty great
just another reason I love you

CHORUS

CHORDS:
Just CGD the whole time...and then sliding the D up the neck for the segways. You can figure it out.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• acoustic
• humor
• brotherhood
• two
• point
• oh

[kira902k]

This song is both sexual and not at the same time.

Its so weird. You're so weird. Which is why we all love you xD

[completeidiot19]

OMG, he used the freaking lyrics!

[decreaserofsuck]

In my opinion, this is one of Hank's most underrated songs.

[lionsflyupsidedown]

...no comments...

[stecky87]

@TheShellbert Maybe he watched Tampopo?

[rachel237linda]

When he starts dribbling at 3:42...

Hank, this song is beyond creepy. Siriusly... o_O

[98TheNugget]

This was on my birthday :] He sang a song and mentioned Charlie McDonnel who I love! So jokes!

[YouveBeenLaurified]

How? How could I forget about this song?

[TheActedGuitar]

This was on my 19th birthday!

[ClaireLaBear11]

Not sure if sexual or just weird......

[TheShellbert]

My main thought is how he got the idea for this song...

[TheHannaFactor]

oh, cool the lyrics from july 30