What Would Confederate Jesus Do?

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Song: What Would Confederate Jesus Do?

Song performed by band, Foul Play

"Foul Play" band members are Sam Aidun, Bill Learned, Eric Hargett, Curtis Cunningham

Song written by Sean Stafford and Foul Play.

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Lyrics:

My own strain of grass,

I've bred it since my youth.

A cross between Texas and Tennessee.

It kicks like a mule,

And it flash-bangs like a cannon,

And it's grown by no other man than me.

So take two puffs, sit right back, and listen here to me,

And I'll tell you the story of how Confederate Jesus came to be.




I've got CJ at the front lines,

He cures migraines and sometimes,

He deals with my back pain.

He hits like rolling thunder,

And it makes a grown man wonder,

What Would CJ Do with his own pot strain?'




Almost 25 years ago, the Feds they took my still,

They wanted to make an example outta me.

Well, payback in the South is hell,

And the Feds should know right well,

Because I've planted my crop in their public forestry.




So puff two more,

Simmer down

Come along, and then,

We'll plant five acres of Southern troops,

And CJ will rise again!




I've got CJ at the front lines,

He cures migraines and sometimes,

He even helps me with my back pain.

He hits like rolling thunder,

And it makes a grown man wonder,

What Would CJ Do with his own pot strain?

(Dixie Break)

I've got CJ at the front lines,

He cures migraines and sometimes,

He even helps me deal with my back pain.

He hits like rolling thunder,

And it makes a grown man wonder,

What Would CJ Do with his own pot strain?




I've got CJ at the front lines,

He cures migraines and sometimes,

He even helps me deal with my back pain.

He hits like rolling thunder,

And it makes a grown man wonder,

What Would CJ Do with his own pot strain?

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