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Uploaded by on Dec 4, 2007

haha
i found this and i thought it was funny

Homeless Man ain't got no rent
Asking you for 30 cent
If you got it, be a Gent
And drop it here my friend

Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll give me 50 cent
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll give me 30 cent

Homeless man don't brush his teeth
And I smell like clorox bleach
Shower zero times a week
LOOK AT MY FEET

Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll crank dat homeless man
You got some crack

Homeless man up in your yard
Watch me sleep & watch me sh*t
I'm starving yo
And dodo tastes like chocolate
Got no pride, now watch me beg
Begging for some lotion man
When I crank dat homeless man
I pull out my sign and crank that thang
Now Youll
Don't act like you don't know me
Cause if you give me crack I will steal yo ass this trophy
You catch me at your local bus stop
Yes I sleep there everyday
People hold their nose cuz I don't bath frequently

original poster found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uihQ2SkEQ00

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Uploader Comments (SuperMafioBrother)

  • lol if a homeless man came up to me and sang that i would give him 20 bucks ahhaa

  • $20 well earned lmao

  • Homeless man up in your yard Watch me sleep & watch me sh*t I'm starving yo And dodo tastes like chocolate Got no pride, now watch me beg Begging for some lotion man When I crank dat homeless man I pull out my sign and crank that thang Now Youll Don't act like you don't know me Cause if you give me crack I will steal yo ass this trophy You catch me at your local bus stop Yes I sleep there everyday People hold their nose cuz I don't bath frequently LOLOLOLOL
  • haha

    Wow, Didn't you exceed your character limit when you typed all of that?!?!?!

    :)

    Yuahhhhh!

  • why is captain plant's theme in the background before the song starts

  • That's a very good question. There was some confusion with the audio when the new lyrics were being recorded with the mircophone?

Top Comments

  • that was way better than "crank that soulja boy"

  • hes fucking nasty

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  • funny funny and....

    oh ya lol ha .

    much lov.

    urz truly...

    MC3 Murder

  • Lmfao!

  • dat man is retared

  • owwww that nigga nasty

  • dooope

  • " crank dat homeless man, give me 50 cents"

  • lmaooo!!! so funny

  • 1:55-2:00 is so funny

  • 1:06 is so funny!!!

  • yoo i aint seen dis n years!! hahaha

    c wat u needa do iz crank dat job n once u do dat dance well enough u can crank dat paychecc...shit ik wat imma... do imma crank dat unemployment watch me DOO it hahhahaha funny shit

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