Top Ten Ways NOT to get Laid

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[inutero10]

This chick for real? Do people still act like this?

[ggleisshit]

any guy that buys a chick a drink before shes kissed him is a fool.

[SpasmingMonkeyHurl]

Holey Shit! I've gone deaf!!

[Bryso69]

LIKE O-M-G!!....your personality is disgusting and you're not that special. You are pretty much everything that is wrong with some women

[goatshredder]

You know how never to get laid? Take a woman's relationship advice. And that goes double for a shit-thick simpleton like yourself, my dear.

[svennekutt]

Katie, you ar what we guys call a drink whore. You smoke (your mouth stinks!) You are utterly superficial. You are a fake bleached blonde. You attract creepy, trashy guys because you are trash yourself. You are fine for sport fucking because of your quickly passing youth but worthless for marriage. At 35 your looks will be gone and you will be a bitter hag towing two or three niglets.

[usernimm]

Thanks penis boy,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[usernimm]

Another white chick talking about stupid things, and doing it stupidly.

[kipkayify]

You have to be trolling. Just... no.

By the way, stop smoking. It looks extremely unattractive and it'll make you age faster. Not something anyone wants, especially with your personality (if it is real, of course).

[kipkayify]

@MoneyDestroysValue Muslims want their women covered because they believe a woman's beauty is so sacred and so lovely it must be covered to everyone but her husband. And you're thinking of extremist groups like the Taliban who slap their women. Congratulations, not only was your comment sexist, but you also stereotyped an entire faith. Good job.

[OcarinaofTime98]

If you and I were talking, Katie, and it just so happened that you used the word "flaws" in our conversation, would I get laid if I pointed out to you that it's pronounced flaws, not flawls? lols flawls lawls

[JonM1209]

my left ear hurts