Alt Text: Episode 7

May Day is tomorrow, but there's so much the average person doesn't know about this mysterious holiday. When did it begin? Who started it? How come nobody got me a present? This video tells the story of May Day in hard-hitting detail, refusing to compromise in the name of sentimentality, expediency, or accuracy.

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[HELLLOOOOO]

Mayday, mayday, we're all going down :P

[sprmrktpnkrcktvcmdy]

While I agree that roran is clearly on the shallow end of the brain pool, I find it endlessly amusing that you actually typed the sentence "u spelled fashist wrong" and hit post.

It's spelled fascist. You're both idiots.

[TheEggyomlet]

deos the mayday plumiting to ur death code count wen theres a bomb

[BlueReckless]

You do Dave Barry humor than Dave Barry does it, but you should still stick to your usual schtick.

[Sewblon]

pants, and never mentioned this incident again until now. Darn Youtube comment character limit.

[Sewblon]

You don't have sex when your plane crashes, you just masturbate. This one time I was on a plane, and the hydrolics gave out and we started spinning out of control. I figured this was my last moment on earth, pulled out my ding dong and started masturbating.  The other passengers all took the hint, whipped out their respective sets of genitalia and started Masturbating too. Then the hydrolics worked again, the plane stopped spinning and we landed safely. We all put our genitalia back in our

[SiddifOnline]

you have a wild imagination… also QC in the background =D

[Libervurto]

@Libervurto

That was definitely a #2, and so is this.

[Libervurto]

Known types of YouTube comment.

1. Arse: type whatever angry, hate-filled slurry that is sloshing around your starved, steaming cesspit of a brain.

2. Smart Arse: trying to look clever by making a joke or berating other people and attempting to use long words you don't really understand (like "berating").

3. Parrot: repeat a line of the video and hope someone rewards your feat of comprehension with a thumbs up.

4. Thumb Whore: rally viewers to your cause (because you want a high ranked comment).

[Saiga6]

@chameliondude If you were a Grammar Nazi, you would use capitalization and punctuation.

[YayapLives]

no no no no its 'Getting' not 'going'

:P

[SiraSpirit]

You misspelled "fascist".