new 2 and a half men reveiw

The episode opens with Alan (Jon Cryer) delivering his eulogy at Charlie's funeral. Several of Charlie's ex-girlfriends are in attendance, heckling him while Alan attempts to speak, one of whom expresses dismay about it not being an open-casket ceremony: "I didn't come all this way to spit on a closed coffin." Alan yields the pulpit to Rose, who reveals that Charlie proposed to her in Paris. A few days later, however, Rose (Melanie Lynskey) caught him in the shower with another woman, and the next day Charlie "accidentally" fell in front of a moving train.

Discovering that Charlie's house has three mortgages and that Alan is unable to afford the payments, Evelyn (Holland Taylor) puts the house up for sale. Several people (John Stamos, Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson as Dharma & Greg[4]) consider buying the house, but eventually decide against it for one reason or another. Some time later, Alan receives Charlie's cremated remains, and shares a heartfelt goodbye with his late brother, telling him how much he loves him and will truly miss him.

Given the impossibility of fulfilling Charlie's wish to have his ashes be swallowed by Pamela Anderson, Alan decides to sprinkle the remains on the beach. As he goes to do so, he is startled by a young man (Ashton Kutcher) standing on the deck, causing him to spill Charlie's ashes all over the living room. The stranger asks to use the phone, and reveals that he was attempting to drown himself in the ocean because his wife had left him. After phoning his wife and being rejected again, the stranger introduce himself to Alan as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who made his money by selling out to Microsoft. After Walden asks for a wetsuit so that he can try to drown himself again, Alan offers to take him to a bar.

The two pick up a pair of women who are sympathetic towards Walden. The four return to Charlie's -- now Alan's -- house, where Alan offers to make drinks. While he is away, the two women lead Walden upstairs where they have sex with him, leaving Alan downstairs and alone. The next morning, Judith (Marin Hinkle) comes by to drop Jake (Angus T. Jones) off for the weekend, and walks in on a naked Walden hugging Alan out of gratitude for his friendship. The episode ends with a "To be continued" message and Walden announcing his intent to buy the house.

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[Linux4UnMe]

2 and a half men is Dead to me......... :(

[dan11p]

"he drops out the fckin sky" best line ever

[BADBLOOD88]

Great review dude :P