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When babies are born they don't cry because they are hungry they cry because they know they entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps a dick up his ass as much as possible to keep Jet Li from kicking it.
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when chuck norris was born the doctors thought he had 2 umbilical cords untill they found out that he was a boy
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When people say Im going to release a world of pain, Chuck Norris pops up
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Chuck Norris Beat qwop using one button.
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Chuck Norris can press Alt,Ctrl and Delete with one finger.
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chuck norris can un-scrammble eggs
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 138 terrorists with it. Than the grenade exploded
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Bigfoot is so hard to find because he know's Chuck Norris is still alive
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If chuck norris was in the movie 300, It would be renamed 1.
runescapeplox123 1 month ago 28
1945 Chuck Norris took a dump from an air plane... the following event resulted in the surrender of Japan
TheSporeHalo 1 month ago 22