My name is Eminem LYRICS(Dirty)

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Lyrics for slim-shady Eminem

Hi my name is my name is
(what? who?)
My name is slim shady
Hi my name is my name is
(huh? what?)
My name is slim shady

Ahem excuse me
Can i have the attention of the class
For one second?

Hi kids do you like violence?
(yeah yeah yeah)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
(uh huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did?
(yeah yeah)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
(huh?)

My brain's dead weight i'm tryin' to get my head straight
But i can't figure out which spice girl i want to impregnate
(umm)
And dr. dre said "slim shady you a basehead"
Uh uhh so why's your face red? man you wasted

Well since age twelve i've felt like i'm someone else
'cause i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee's xxxx off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat xxxxx who sat down too fast
C'mere slut
(shady wait a minute that's my girl dog)
I don't give a xxxx god sent me to piss the world off
Hi my name is my name is

(what? who?)
My name is slim shady
Hi my name is my name is
(huh? what?)
My name is slim shady

My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot next semester i'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
(oww)

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they screamin' at me "let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than i do
(damn)
I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(oh thank you)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' usher fans
(aah)
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph
(dude can i get your autograph?)
So i signed it "dear dave thanks for the support asshole"

Hi my name is my name is
(what? who?)
My name is slim shady
Hi my name is my name is
(huh? what?)
My name is slim shady

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away
(get him)
Dr. dre don't just stand there operate
I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die
(fuck that)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

(huh yup)
Am i comin' or goin'? i can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive?
(go ahead)
All my life i was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
(hachhh-too)
I spit when i talk i'll xxxx anything that walks
(c'mere)
When i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me mom?
(wah)
You ain't got no tits
(wah)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

I'm steamin' mad
And by the way when you see my dad?
(yeah?)
Tell him that i slit his throat in this dream i had

Hi my name is my name is
(what? who?)
My name is slim shady
Hi my name is my name is
(huh? what?)
My name is slim shady

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[Ry0wn]

Did you really censor the lyrics in the description? What the fuck, man.

[slaykill57]

@Ry0wn Well for starters, it's in the FUCKING VIDEO. The lyrics are uncensored in the FUCKING VIDEO. Cry now?

[RealCPNews]

No, I don't know. What IS your name?

[nikilolniki1]

Teacher : your name is?

Me : Whaaa?

Teacher (angrier) : Your name is?

Me : Who?

Teahcer : go to the principal

Me(leaving class) : My name is Vlad ;D

[subscriber54321]

@nikilolniki1

Cool :)

[nikilolniki1]

@subscriber54321 Im half russki, but i was raised in england so i cant speak russian, but yes my nationality is russian :)

[subscriber54321]

@nikilolniki1

Are you a Russian?

P.S: My brother's name is Vladimir and my Dad's name is Vladan :)

[nikilolniki1]

@subscriber54321 Vladimir :)

[subscriber54321]

@nikilolniki1

Vladimir, Vladko, or Vladan?

[subscriber54321]

@MikeBaribeauQuebec

Wow fail you just replied to yourself.

[nikilolniki1]

@IronDemon555 should work xD you have become my apprentice :D

[IronDemon555]

@nikilolniki1 haha i wanna try that now with a substitute teacher. xD nice idea tho

[nikilolniki1]

@IronDemon555 Ikr :D its funny cause its true