T-Shirts That God Would Wear!

As a believer in the Prosperity Gospel, I prayed for abundance in my bank account. Here's what God — and my accountant — told me to do.
http://www.cafepress.com/EdwardCurrent

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christianity
• Lord
• Jesus
• Christ
• money
• church
• wealth
• merchandise
• salvation
• pimp
• Biblical
• logic
• delusion
• atheism
• nonbelievers
• hell
• punishment
• Edward
• Current

[fduniho]

Are these T-shirts made from a single fabric? Or might they be the Bible-forbidden cotton/polyester blend? A Christian can't be too careful, after all.

[ZergAteu]

Loved the ending!

[tehW1ckerMan]

@paramattic70 the best feeling ever :D

[dancingnancy09]

@freakymondaysaturday yeh the first of his vids I ever saw I couldnt decide if it was real because it so much like a real one I had just watched-Im thinking "is this a joke? It bloody better be"-real poes law stuff-then i watched a couple more that were REALLY obvious and was very relieved. But there really are a lot of people who who think theyre real or have trouble deciding-I guess it depends on which ones you see first

[freakymondaysaturday]

OMG, there is still people who thinks that Edward is for real.... o dear... how stupid some people are>?, probably brainwashed christians cannot move their brain cells enough to understand that he is making fun of them..

[paramattic70]

Christians don't even realize that they are being insulted. Priceless!

[jasonjon88]

"I love Jesus... almost to the point of an abomination."

hahahahaha

[seshoki]

I laffed

[MysticyPhoenix]

@ItDawnedUponUs

I have never said such a thing. Nor would I endorse such a thing to be said. I just find it humorous that Christians, like yourself, would actually follow such an illogical, circular argument. I am not saying that the bible isn't true. I'm just saying that, that is not the way to prove it.

Considering the other part of your comment, yes, I don't know everything. I think it would be quite burdensome and, as of now, quite impossible. Who knew?

[ItDawnedUponUs]

@MysticyPhoenix Or, I COULD Say, FUCK THE BIBLE.

Starting from square 1, WHERE would I begin?

Or Are these non-religious words just not worth the time to be told?

Ah! You DON'T have the answer to EVERYTHING, AS WELL?!

Who KNEW?!

Haha.

Keep on Trying, Brother!

[MysticyPhoenix]

@ItDawnedUponUs

Oh... It all makes sense now. Because the bible says that the bible cannot be fully understood then it must be true! Again, this is completely infallible logic because the bible is the word of God (because the bible says so!)

Keep on preaching, brother!

[mikefromwa]

I want a shirt that says "Obey A Loving, Merciful God Or Burn In Hell Forever"