Steven Segal Kicking real life ASS! Aikido Martial Art

Sorry I mistook the hammer pants for a dress. They look tight. They are quite the trouser. But they are the true pants of death.

I believe that your 'fighting is pure', whatever that means... it sounds tight too.

Just next time you 'spar' with a grappler who may be under the impression that Aikido is a grappling art, that you don't just up and cold clock him or her in the face to prove your superiority, cause that's not really acceptable by any code of ethics.

Peace Aikido man.

Scary; a dude is threatening to rape me. How gay. You'd have a hard time pulling hakama over my head; they're trousers.

Yup martial arts is anything goes. Any tactic within any strategy. It's not a case of pure marital arts. If your fighting is pure then it's MA if it's diluted then it's sport.

"...there are no rules, you can do what you want to win the fight. I know there's no difference, that's the idea behind martial arts."

Are you saying the point of MA is that 'anything goes', Aikido man?

OK then I pull your stupid Aikido dress over your head and rape you until your stupid ass is dead. And then I drop a fucking nuke on your house for good measure.

Pure martial arts according to you AIKIDO MAN. Anything goes!!! WHOOOO!! Is that what your sensei taught you?

I don't get the way you people think. You keep trying to make real fighting fit in with the competitions you're used to winning. You don't get that there's a whole world of tactics and strategy out there and that if you survive long enough to fight back it's because you're lucky. You sportsmen don't have that grit that goes with martial arts.Instead you make excuses like "he sucker punched me" as if your lapse in zanshin has an excuse, as if there's a ref that gives a fuck.

Six weeks supposedly. Hello, this isn't shiai, there are no rules, you can do what you want to win the fight. I know there's no difference, that's the idea behind martial arts. Why would I give my opponent the opportunity to choke me to death? "Hi judoka you're bigger and stronger than me, why don't we see who wins this fair fight" fuck that. I'm an Aikidoka, we have no rules. We work by ikken hisatsu, win now before they can react.

So you elbowed a guy in the face who thought you were only grappling? And put him out of training for how long? You asshole, there's no difference between that and walking up to someone randomly and brutally attacking them!
The 'GUYS ON THE STREET' - as you say - if you're not referring to the ones who pay to fuck you in your pimply disease-ridden asshole while punching you in the back of the head until your unconscious (just how u like it) - are TOTALLY READY for your SUCKER ELBOW BULLSHIT.

No, and neither do the guys on the street.

HA did the Judo guy you we're sparring with know you we're going to elbow him in the face?
Jerk...

"doesn't allow himself to be grabbed"

What the fuck is that? If its a matter of 'allowences', how bout the Judo man simply doesn't 'allow' the Aikido guy to do shit and just kicks his stupid ass instead? Did someone allow you not to think? Your Aikido teacher?

What if your Hypothetical Aikido guy tries to pull off his wonder-combo and instead ends up on his back being CHOKED TO DEATH by the Judo guy(I guess he wouldn't 'allow' it).

I'd dispute that. Aikido is effective providing you study the provisional forms and undertand what they teach. The attack is almost irrelevent. If you think that all of the provisional forms can be performed against many different attacks often with little or no modification then it becomes clear that the attack isn't that much of an issue. As long as the entry breaks the opponents posture then Aikido is effective.