Jesus Was a Mushroom

words and music by Darryl Cherney

Jesus Was a Mushroom

There was a scholar from England
He got a call from the Pope
He said "Come on down to the Vatican
To analyze the Dead Sea Scrolls"
For twenty years he labored
All alone in a little room
And when he came out he promptly pronounced
That Jesus was a mushroom

Chorus:
Jesus was a mushroom, uh huh
Jesus was a mushroom, uh huh
He was a fungus among us
Born in a manger's dung
Jesus was a mushroom, uh, huh

Now as you can imagine
This did not please the pope
Who said "John M. Allegro
You've been smoking too much dope"
But John, he said "Your holiness
You and I are both adults
And the etymology clearly shows
The apostles were a mushroom cult"

Chorus

So how do you think that he walked on the water
How do you think that he raised the dead
It was just folks hallucinating
On the mushrooms they was fed
Why do you think that the Roman's feared him
Why do you think he was crucified
But you can not kill our savior
You just hang him up to dry

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[JCT42069]

he was a fungusssss among usssssss

[Mavericks411991]

The only way things are going to change is if we form a mushroom cult and wake up the masses by secretly setting up mushroom trips for the sheeple so they can KNOW THE TRUTH we know. We need to become the MUSHROOM JESUS'S of the word, and im willing to help lead the way. This is the only way, we need a TRUTH FOR DUMBIES book, so we can simply explain our theory, then back it up by letting the person take the life changing trip.

WHOS IN???

[MadHatter847]

The RCC is a heresy ! Of course Jesus is a mushroom . The Pope is a child molester !

[TiberiousOmegaMode]

Great song lol



[22mar79]

@ZarquonFillibuster Yes, you're right, it's the Magician card. The guy was dressed in that very same way, the only difference from the card and the vision I had is that in the vision the guy had a beard. In the vision I had the impression that he was vibrating as being Elijah, but I'm not sure about it. How is it possible? I had never seem that card before, had not even any clue about its existence, and had a vision of that man, that table etc, exactly the same. Thank you for your response! :)

[ZarquonFillibuster]

@22mar79 I think you are referring to the Magician card from the Tarot. There are many representations, but that is from the Rider-Waite deck. Followed by the Caduceus, just in case you meant that :)

[Ninjalectual]

@Mavericks411991 Obviously. Enjoy as your bland unexamined life passes you by...

[Mavericks411991]

@Ninjalectual i dont fookin kare ya stoopid bich faggit aZZ

[Ninjalectual]

@Ninjalectual *Smiley faces. And there is a difference between not knowing how to spell, and making a typo

[Ninjalectual]

@Mavericks411991 Correct spelling and grammar aren't "stupid shit." They are essential to high-level communication! Anybody who says "lol" or uses smiles faces doesn't understand that.

[Mavericks411991]

@Ninjalectual What good is the truth if youre so caught up in stupid shit like spelling?? You make me laugh SO MUCH LOL!!!!