BELLY BUTTON MAN : JR Bradfield / Hire me, I work cheap!

BELLY BUTTON MAN

Some men like the legs, some men lust for breasts
some men dream of derrieres, some like hips the best
Don't know if I'm unique or my, obsession is different from the rest
the thing that's known to make me go dog wild is something that I'll now confess

cuz I am a BELLY BUTTON MAN
there ain't a part of a gal's anatomy that can create strange thoughts like that in me
Since I made my pixilation public and now it's known all across the land
women know me both far and wide I am the BBM
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I went down to the County Fair and it was overwhelming to me
women with 1/2 tank tops and super low-rise jeans struttin for all the world to see
I saw one gal with a piercing with a diamond'n gold chain that swung down below her knees
I smiled and strolled up to her,
and loud and slowly spoke one word and it was P-L-E-A-S-E

Do ya think that I could give it a kiss,
then she smiled kinda sexy then'a she said yes, I
picked her up stuck my tongue in and swirled it around
then spit a big hunk o' Belly-button lint on the ground

cuz I am a BELLY BUTTON MAN
I love a brilliant Naval stratejerie, nothin instills shear lust like that in me
There might be others out there, who feel the same way and understand
but in my mind I might be one of a kind I'm a BBM

some men like the eyes, some men like the nose
some men like the lips, that Dick Morris fella likes the toes
just ain't no way of tellin just how far theses fetishes goes
but when it comes to sex and lust seems there's an endless supply of wierdo's

Can't think of a past-time I enjoy more, love to observe that midriff crater
I've been called an umbilical imbecile, and a world class navel gazzer

cuz I am a BELLY BUTTON MAN
there is no part of a gal's anatomy, that brings the cave man in me outta me
yes I know there might be others out there who feel the same way and understand
but in my mind I just a one of a kind I'm the BELLY BUTTON MAN

some men like them blonds, some men like brunettes
some men like those red head girls, some even like em' with shaved heads
my favorite fetish for that aperture it's more than an inclination
I've been know to howl and go dog wild after seein' that indentation

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Comedy
• BELLY BUTTON MAN
• country hee haw
• country
• music

[247Laker]

catchy tune!!!

[JuniorBradfield]

Thanx for checkin it out! We can always use a good laugh. I have 4 more songs you should listen to if you liked that one.

[DineNastyLakers]

Its very catchy tune...

[iluvpupok]

dammm bro!! good shit stay tune to my fetish song call "i want a bellybutton chick"

[DineNastyLakers]

OMG I want the mp3 lol

[247Laker]

Yah but this was my favorite one lol