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Uploaded on Jan 11, 2010

This reminded me of my friend hahaha.

George: That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.

From Season 7 Episode 3

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  • ISetYourFaceOnFire

    CRIMINALS. BOOM. I'M UP. Lmao.

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  • Blondie Manco

    LOL. Standing on your feet not doing a God damn thing is brutal. I rather be sent back to the sandbox or some other 3rd world shit hole for work, then work as a guard at some retail store standing in the same spot or alike for 8 or more hours. Fuck that. Been there/Done that.

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  • GaribaldiBiscuit

    That's true, but that's not training, it's accustomisation. If that were training then they'd send you on a course to stand largely motionless, eight hours a day, for about a month before you started working.

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  • Alan Heah

    ""How can you be trained not to feel tired standing up, lol. "'

    You just have weak legs or really bad shoes -- after a while you get use to it

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  • THORSON UTALL

    and your an idiot, go get a brain that works.

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  • GaribaldiBiscuit

    How can you be trained not to feel tired standing up, lol. I've done my share of guarding and your legs are screaming at the end of the day, feels like they're on fire when you finally get to sit down at home.

    I think it's all about public perception. A tiresome number of people get annoyed when they see a seated security guard, somehow thinking he's having a whale of a time and being paid for it. Someone who's always standing looks like they can quickly spring into action.

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  • TheJellymonty

    I like the way the security guard is trying so hard not to laugh when George walks in.. You can literally see him struggling not to laugh.

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  • supercellblockcop1

    lolol

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  • darkknight07100

    STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT.

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  • m33lad

    I been cross Canada, u.s, never seen a guard this Sharpe. their usually fat slobs, or old immigrants.

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  • Riley Jones

    I thought I might be able to avoid racism in the comment section at Seinfeld. But then I scroll down and voila..

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  • adewise1

    when george offers security guard chair, he's like "not bad, not bad at all" is that in reference to when george got the toupe and was offered a chair by the lady at the cafe?

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