Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Mutha Uckers'

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ...
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
...a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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[MrMostunoriginalname]

Then pop a apple in his ass yeah!

[skomerath]

299 people want a brown delicious to the face.

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

He's gonna wake up in a smoothie!

[kaddisfly12]

Get your shitty and get outta here before I peel your beard off!

[lukwinkert]

Thumbs up for lowrider-jumping bikes!

[Crazystudent93]

302 people are gonna wake up in a smoothie

[Pati Wagner]

.......... mango

[Integrox]

On AP!

[SWEETSWEETANIME32]

still better than Justin Bieber

[Ronnie Crumbaker]

it actually says shit every time becasue its not actually edited it also says ass....change the lyrics

[denise williams]

I KNOW!!!! Every time I hear smoothie I think of this....

[denise williams]

That line made me laugh so hard, damn near pissed my pants....=P