Facebook Stalker (Original Song)

In which I appear far creepier than I actually am

http://xkcd.com/300/ for the curious
and yes, my shirt is also from that webcomic, which I didn't realize until after the filming

teh words:
"Hi, how are you, I think
I might have missed your name"
These words that I'm spouting
they're just part of the game
I know much more about you
than I'll ever tell
Dont' you think it's interesting
I seem to know you so well

Chorus:
But it's your own fault you see cuz you accepted me
Into your friend list and your
Lack of privacy feeds my curiousity
I'll never know if ignorance is bliss
I'm a facebook stalker, I'm a real good talker
cuz I already know the words to say
I'm an internet creeper, a modernized peeper
And I think that it will stay that way.

I don't think you realize
Your status updates
Say much more about you
Than you apriciate
Your pictures, your bumper stickers
your copypasta notes
anything I might wanna know
is in the stuff that you wrote

Chorus

Notifications give gratification
This information from the internet nation
I'm creeping, I'm looking I'm seeing, facebooking
your info is hooking while my mind is cooking

This is my secret,
you might think that it's sad
but if you'd have known i was watching
you might have changed the stuff you had
This techno observation
is much better by far
there's no better way to find out
who you are

chorus

and if you're not on facebook, it's all the same
i'll probably just google your name.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Facebook
• song
• funny
• acoustic
• guitar
• stalker
• creepy
• awkward
• imaybemeesh
• michelle brandstetter
• michelle
• brandstetter

[nikomof]

if you are going to re-record this i want to help you do some fancy artwork :)

[imaybemeesh]

@nikomof I might just take you up on that

[nancyvaseyreed]

oh dearrr :/ you think your so cool, good at guitar though. your voice needs alot of help.

[imaybemeesh]

@nancyvaseyreed I wrote a song about stalking people on facebook, and you think I think I'm cool? Let's think about this a second. Thanks for the comment though.

[Trevincale]

This song could make it big with a little marketing. If you re record while not sitting in front of a pc and without the nonsense talk. you could be the next youtube celeb. goodluck

[imaybemeesh]

@Trevincale I do plan on re-recording it, actually. It was my third video, I was still pretty awkward with the camera...as everyone as noticed, of course. Thanks for the comment!

[mingolando]

Haha! Very well done :D If only you edited out the first minute of babbling :P

[igotanswers101]

you talked for most of the video D:

[KaylerhhBeKhaaotic]

I thought that was pretty damn awesome song and too all those haters SHUT THE MOTHERFUCKERS UP!! Alright, chillax just leave her alone

[SuperGroat]

@nancyvaseyreed  I Think she's cool=D

Long live to people who write fun and meaningful song. And her voice's not that bad

[molious101]

There are so many haters on youtube...get a freaking life...its a comical song its meant to be humorous not to be a platinum hit or thing. damn.

Anyways...good job girl..I enjoyed the song it made me smile thank you...you should do another one :D

Cheers,

[MrTonymontana3039]

Can't sing

[strawberrypopcorn12]

@SakeMind shut the fuck up and quit drinking that haterade

[SakeMind]

Ure not funny, u cant sing, and your record method is shit.

[angiefan109]

I love how alot of people are telling her she has a bad voice thats your opinion in my mind she did great and I can see her going far with that.

Quote" dont try to bring others down just to make yourself feel better id like to see you do something like this"

[ChaoticEvilPrincess]

If you re-did it and took out the random talking, its pretty good. And everyone keeps talking about your voice, I've heard much, much worse on here.

[babyzay9621]

MUCH LUV TA THA FB STALKERZ.!! (i kno i do mi gud rounds of creepn) =P