Announcer Larry Collmus calls the 7th at Monmouth Park

Some people pick a horse based on their name. Wait until you hear this race call by Monmouth Park track announcer Larry Collmus on Sunday, August 22, 2010 when the #3 horse Mywifenosevrything battles with the #7 Thewifedoesntknow

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[Violent2aShadow]

Moral of the story: NEVER bet that The Wife Doesn't know!

[TheZenyatta1]

The endcr3edits, FYI, A. The trainer, unless she is the owner or breeder also, did not name the horse.B. there are only 18 letters allowed in a Thoroughbred's name, thus, that is the reason for the weird spelling of the name. And C, your A. makes no sense, it sounds like a husband speaking, not a wife.

[Tiger Chu]

"I'm getting a divorce" should of came third.

[the4armedmonk]

My left ear enjoyed this.

[Adam Moreira]

The other horses should have been called The Babysitter and The Bosses' Daughter.

[Kath Beck]

Maritial issues?

[John Yoga]

This is fantastic!!!! Marc

[Jacob Scott]

the ending was like an orgasm.

[Jacob Scott]

i laughed so much at this x.x

[Susan Hopkins]

The Wife ALWAYS knows everything!!

[nvrlose37]

It's all in the heat of the moment that makes Collmus good. Collmus doesn't provide the drama idiot, the horses do. And you saying Mike Bataglia could be better than anyone is pretty much heresy to the entire industry, I'll pretend you didn't utter those words.

[nvrlose37]

High pitched and inaudible? Interesting description. You probably should go listen/watch the race again because Collmus shows the emotion that should belong to every stride of that race. IHA bearing down on Bodemeister should be so good to make it hard to speak normal. Durkin is the same way, able to make sure the emotion is prevalent.

Dave Johnson on the other hand could commentate a funeral. I liken this to football, you'd probably rather hearing Pat Summerall than Gus Johnson. Its a joke.