Allah The Unit And Muhammad The Tool III: Deity Dementia Is Not Pretty

Continuing my thoughts on the Qur'an, Muhammad, and the invention and development of Muhammadanismistism. Here discussing Surah 74, "The Cloaked One"

Sources:
The Glorious Qur'an, M M Pickthall
Muhammad: A Prophet for Our Time, K Armstrong
Critical Lives: Muhammad, Y Emerick
The Cambridge Companion to Muhammad, J E Brockopp, Editor
Muhammad: His Life Based on the Earlies Sources, M Lings
The Life And Times of Muhammad: Sir J Glubb
Great Biographies -- Muhammad: G M Khan

Text of Surah 74 Online
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/74/index.htm

The Tafsir of Surat Al-Muddaththir (The Cloaked One)
http://www.tafsir.com/default.asp?sid=74&tid=55906

Various translations of the Qur'an
http://corpus.quran.com

Chronological Order of Quranic Surahs
http://www.bombaxo.com/chronsurs.html

NUMERICAL AND CHRONOLOGICAL LIST OF THE CHAPTERS OF THE QUR'AN
http://www.oxfordislamicstudies.com/article/book/islam-0520043278/islam-05200...

Theodor Nöldeke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_N%C3%B6ldeke

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[mistertakeda]

Nonstampcollector is such a bastard. Muhammad was right to keep his silence.

"Great and powerful Allah.. a-are you.. Australian?"

"No talking, you! Now, back to five pillars.. let's see.. what arbitrary acts of reverence do I feel like to day?"

[GreatBigBore]

@mistertakeda Hmm, I'm stumped! NonStampCollector?

[mistertakeda]

@GreatBigBore The best Yahweh on YouTube. Your rendition reminded me of his work.

[GreatBigBore]

@mistertakeda Ah, yes, I love his work. That Texas Hold'em vid and the staff meeting in heaven make me laugh even after watching both a zillion times. In fact, it's probably his Yahweh that inspired my rendition.

[FKKperson]

@GreatBigBore Please tell me who you are talking about. I need a good laugh. Have you guys seen Edward Currant's stuff? Heavy hilarious satire and a good two days worth of viewing. Incidentally, don't worry about getting annoyed at thickshades, he fancies himself as a crusader (immature adolescent) and its OK to get violent with those sorts. God allows it!

[GreatBigBore]

@FKKperson "Please tell me who you are talking about."

Just NonStampCollector. Two vids of his make me laugh every time, which is really rare, as I have a very short attention span: watch?v=zOfjkl-3SNE and watch?v=4_G9awnDCmg

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 I started this? Jeez, you're in kindergarten. I'm starting to understand why you keep saying "kid". It's because YOU think that it's insulting, because YOU are a little kid who says stuff like, "You are what you call other people," and "You started it!" Jeez, you're fucking pathetic. You win. Take the last word. I'm done. Go fuck yourself.

[BlackBeardDelight187]

@ThickShades0 Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

[PaulRevere1959]

hahaha this is the funniest so far,,, man you really get a lot of material covered here

[StopSpamming1]

I've just had a discussion on Friday with a scholar and 2 Koran teachers. It is totally amazing how badly informed they are regarding the real world. It was difficult keeping a straight face and staying on track, but I managed. Totally hilarious. And enlightening at the same time. It was difficult not going into sarcasm mode when hearing about the one and last truth and how scientifically correct the Koran actually is. Dangerously deluded, but sweet personalities.

[COMMOGSE]

Fucking FANTASTIC !

Havent laughed this good in a long time.

Great stuff, keep it coming !!!

[ThickShades0]

@BlackBeardDelight187 "Zombie"

elaborate.

[simsi1616]

These videos are great, I love the humour!! Great series too, I would love to see more.

:)

[ThickShades0]

@Sinnessa argument? LoLz... what was the "argument?"