Mr. Jones and Scratch n' Sniff

Mr. Jones got two cats named Scratch n' Sniff
Man, they're so nasty, you don't wanna catch a wiff
If they fall down, you won't give 'em a lift.
Jonesie only took 'em cause they were a nice gift.

Cats is nasty, they're faces are ghastly
You look 'em in the eye and you know they can't catch me
Ask me: Why in the world would somebody have these cats
Lookin like you hit a furball with an ax

Everybody asking me Why you rappin' bout felines?
When you could be talking 'bout the increase of civil crimes
But frankly I want to interest you with my rhymes
So I'm gonna tell about why these cats only cost a dime

See once upon a time these cats was all up in the street
When a big SUV just decided to speed
Then he saw these cats lookin nice and fluffy
So he drove up fast and slayed 'em just like Buffy




See you may not understand that I'm not a normal man
And I'd rather talk about cats than Afghanistan.
But when you're with Scratch n' Sniff you can't help but be afraid
See I'd rather get away from these cats than to get laid

Every day I pray to the Lord up above
Saying kill these 2 cats and I'll give a million hugs
I'll save all the starving children in Africa
I'll even sell my bike (Which I put up on DUBS)

See Mr. Jones is a really really cool dude
He's the kinda cat that could get the president coup'd.
He's the kinda cat that could get every lady woo'd.
But these two cats make him just get bood.

I don't mean to diss you or get you upset
But these two cats are just messin up my head
See I try to pray about it before I go to bed
But all I can ask is that these two cats get dead!




Now I don't mean to be rude or to be crude or to be cruel
But the only thing more disgusting than this cats is food from school
So if your stomach is trying to say that you should vomit
Drive up to Scratch's litter box and just straight up bomb it

And if Sniff is still alive then you should try getting a knife
And busting up his house and give him the time of his life
Chase him all around the globe then grab him by the lobe
Then stick the knife in his face and just shout out OH!

There he go, I just ended the life of the cats
Who knew I could end this rap just like that
Some of you younger children may be traumatized
But the older the wiser and believe me, I am wise

So before I quit rapping and give you the last verse
I'm gonna heal your mind like a pretty little nurse
See if your mind is all upset because my flow is so hot
Then look over here, I got a little Tator Tot!

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[pwndoggy321]

you are god

[dreamwildly]

nice!

[yourrainebow]

Excellent!

Peace~

Raine

[WindHarps]

Kick A. . . . Just excellent :) Added to my musical waves playlist ~

[Pablo9266]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!

[Zammboor]

Stupid kid, you don't care about Afghanistan but you want to save the starving kids in Africa? There are more starving kids in Afghanistan than any other nation on earth. You try to sounds smart but you are making an ass of yourself, give it up.