"Weird Al" Yankovic - A Complicated Song

Uh-huh
Extra cheese
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 extra larges, what a shame
No one came
Just us, eatin' all alone
You said "Take the pizza home!"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste!"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now, I'd do anything
To just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives
Or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed?
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin
We never would have dated
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama
Where this kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller-coaster ride
And the guide said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience
Oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag now
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose
Or even read "Sports Illustrated"
Oh, no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head
Kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same
Since my head and I were separated
No, no, no

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• Complicated
• Song
• Constipated
• Avril
• Lavigne

[TheMadgav1983]

lol, I was booted out of an Avril lavigne concert for getting loads of people to sing this lol

[benhadlock]

Man this song rocks!

[TbroBleet]

IN THE BATHROOM!!!!

[gameaddict51]

This is funny. But better than the original my ass.

[royalbuff123]

@TheMadgav1983 well done! LOL



[treyh200]

i love this band

[Serjkid93]

@TheMadgav1983 awesome dude xD

[criticalinsomnia]

ya rite