THE MODEL DICTIONARY OF WEXFORD SLANG

Alri Saaaaaan! Oh Bidda Lort Harry deeese Rissoles are quaren good lad! I was rotten drunk down daarbor when some e-Git started on me, so I tolt him dat his ma was dog rough but she had a fine set of Larries all the same. He was raaaygin, you should have seen the head on him. He said he was going to break me face, so I hit him a box and I kicked the heart and soul out of him after. Thatll learn de girls blouse a lesson hell never forget like lad!

If you can read the above paragraph, and understand it, then you are probably Wexican. If not, here is a translation for you

How are you my friend Oh my goodness, these deep fried battered herby potato balls are extremely tasty my good fellow. I was beyond inebriated down on the harbour when some intellectually challenged person started abusing me verbally, so I told him that his mother was very ugly indeed but she had very nice breasts to make up for it. He was extremely annoyed with me, his face said it all. He told me he was going to inflict physical harm on my countenance, so I gave him a punch and I continued beating on him indefinitely. That will teach the feeble excuse for a man a life lesson he shall not soon forget!"

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Category:

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Tags:

• wexford slang
• rissoles
• o bidda lort harry
• saaan

[CurlyxFry12]

sher dats letal(:

[skunkmunky100]

Well done, this is so funny. Utter cunts.

[imdeadlyright]

@gearoidmac Anywhere I go outside of Wexford I always get the "is that a Donegal accent?" I can't see how they're in any way alike! :/

[gearoidmac]

Can anyone explain why the Wexford town accent sounds so much like a Nordie accent? Really confusing

[barnearmy]

Sheep shagging inbred pikeys haha!!!

[thevickyandjade]

Ya Should Have Seen The Head On Him! :L

[Lazergoatproductions]

lols wexford town ..........lmfao

[sorted88]

thats a real wexford town slang haha...

[wtwanky]

its no de shelves now in wexford, i seen it with me two eyes, saaaan , deadly desh like

[jbwan]

Brilliant! This is definitely going to sell well.