(Part 7 of 9) Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones Review

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[ninjatrixx]

Your entire review is a work of art - and this part is so good I watched it twice.

[williams411]

"However, like anything that's cool, if it's used too much it becomes boring...except for cocaine" LMAO

[loner1878]

@WelcomeGhostsIV

Well...I hate that I know this but in a Star Wars encyclopedia I used to have it said that "training" lightsabers are what the kids are using. They apparently don't work like real lightsabers, but can do minor damage.

Damn this is all stupid.

[ladawg81]

they should have piled the jedi kids in a bathtub with meat cleavers

[EclipseHedgehog]

a 19 foot tall gorgon with a lightsaber would be kinda cool to be honest...

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Isn't handing lightsabers to a bunch of kids kind of dangerous? What if one of them suddenly throws a hissyfit and starts cutting stuff up? They can cut through anything remember! My point is that you probably shouldn't hand out lightsabers to anyone... Especially little kids and maniacs!

[ladawg81]

^that t'werp

[08Cheeseits]

@TheStarDeth lol exagering 

[pat5168]

One thing you forgot to mention is that Obi Wan already had the coordinates to Kamino. He for some reason had to look it up in the Archive, even though he already had the coordinates and could have left at any given time. That clue was so poorly thought out and pointless that the fat asshole of CGI shit at the cafe may as well have not have had it. That wasn't explained either.