Sweeney Todd lives Happily Ever After

** This Movie can also be found on javagirl15's channel because both her and I made it.

This film is a dub of the Sweeney Todd movie that is just totally random put with our voices and we think it's pretty funny so tell us what you think and leave a comment! Enjoy! :)


Here's the script if you have a hard time understanding the words:

Anthony: I have sailed the world and seen its wonders, from the...something, something to the mountains of Peru, but there's no place like London.

Sweeney: No, there's no place like London.

Anthony: Mr. Todd?

Sweeney: You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.
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Mrs. Lovett: Do you like gin?

Sweeney: No, I had some!

Mrs. Lovett: Well, do you like beer? I have some down there...

Sweeney: I had some of that, too!

Mrs. Lovett: Well, do you like wine?

Sweeney: No, no, no! What are you thinking!?

Mrs. Lovett: Well, I--I have champagne! I thought you might like some of that.

Sweeney: What!?

Mrs. Lovett: Uh, champagne?

Sweeney: No. No. No. I went to the market, and I got--

Mrs. Lovett: What? What did you get?

Sweeney: I went to the market to buy some wine...drank so much I lost my mind!
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Lovett: Oh, Mr. Todd, I'm so--happy--oops! *Me and MJFan4ever566 cracking up*

Lovett: For a spoonful of sugar helps the medecine go down, the medecine go down, medecine go down. Just a spoonful--

Sweeney: No it doesn't.

Lovett: Yes it does!
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Toby: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me...

*Pirelli emerging several times from his booth*

Pirelli: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
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Turpin: Look. Just because I look like a woman doesn't mean that you can mock me! I mean, look at that guy below me! Look at him! Just look.

*Beedle looks at the judge in shock*

Turpin: He looks more like a woman than I do! Wouldn't you agree? I think so.

Beedle: Yuss....
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Turpin: Are you gay?

Anthony: I think there's been some mistake...

Turpin: Then are you retarded?

Anthony: Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh....
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Turpin: Ahem!

Johanna: Ugh.....look! I don't need you barging into my room right now! I'm a 15 year old hormonal hurricane, and it's REALLY annoying when you just barge in here. I do not need it any longer.

Turpin: I just wanted to tell you that I got the high score on Guitar Hero. The graphics...the music...everything is amazing.

Johanna: Sir, that game hasn't even been invented yet.

Turpin: It has in my mind. Everything about it. And if it hasn't been invented, how do YOU know about it? Yeah. That's right. And also, Beedle Bamford? He made it to expert.

Johanna: What?
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Homeless lady: Face painting! I do face painting, sir. Would you like me to paint your face?...Thank you. What would you like?

Anthony: Ma'am?

Homeless Lady: What?

Anthony: Can you make me look like this?

Homeless lady: Well, aren't you ugly enough as it is?

Anthony: But I really...I really want it!

Homeless lady: Oh, don't be such a baby!

Anthony: *Cries*
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Anthony: Mr. Todd, will you marry me?

Sweeney: Yes. Yes!!

Anthony: YAY!!
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Me and MJFan4ever566: Duh duh da dum!!

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• funny

[PunkAngel789]

The best part was the Gutair hero thing!

But why must you mock Antony?!?!?

[MJFAN4ever566]

lol i know, but it was just so easy when he went crosseyed

[totallymywebsite]

i like the ending were they got married lol XD

[MJFAN4ever566]

lol thanks

[00ruka1]

WOW WTF=-]

[MJFAN4ever566]

we were extremely bored

[Dannynoriegaismine]

i just wanted to tellu tht i got the high score on guitar hero.. lmfao!!!

[disneystargurl]

Haha, (:

when he talked about the guitar hero graphics and such.

it looked like he was really saying it. haha

[SugarPlumBallet]

01:57 -- My favorite part! Nearly jumped out of my skin :L

[princesjoy11]

OMG tanks it's funny like hell LMFAO

[siennarox1]

Its

I have sailed the world beheld its wonder from the dardendales to the mountains of Peru but theres no place like londen

[siennarox1]

i laughed so hard i love sweeney todd

i wish i could marry him

[OneMansBandpro]

I think "It has .. in my mind!" and Beadle Bamford's YUSS!!! were the best lines! XD

[OneMansBandpro]

I was trying to laugh quietly but my sleeping parents upstairs yelled at me!! XD

[OneMansBandpro]

I may have nightmares tonight because of this ..

[MeganBoulden]

...wtf is this disgraceful crap?

[BlackAnWhiteConverse]

HAHAHA OMG! I loved this!

[maryalice111]

it has.....in my mind! and toby!!!!!!! i almost cried there