Re: KoE Contest - Skill Commercial

Hmm used Sony Vegas PRO 9 to edit it bla bla bla i dont know what to say :P

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Hi there,are u tired or boring skills that take 5 damage and they use 20 energy? of course you are these skills suck!
today i'm going to present you a special guest that will talk about a new skill in guild wars that will blast you away!
this special guest is little green ugly dude, can u guess who? of course you can he is YODA and he is going to talk about ''YODA'S FORTUNE''
oh yeah that's right folks you heard it right- ummm unless i dident pronouncet it properly
so Her besides me is the little green dude. yoda

yoda how are you going these days?

Well so good not, beacause of these crysis I think, that is.

ok so because of this crysis u made this new skill to make more money right?

Yes, this skill just I made because george lucas fired me. Yeesssssss.

please can you tell me the name of the new skill again?

Sure, called my fortune khmmm I mean yoda's fortune, it is. Hmmmmmm.

why did you choose guild wars not world of warcraft cuz more ppl play wow?

Because I love guild wars and right now, in relesanship with devona, am I..

wow, you are a nice pair..., so anyways how much energy is YODA'S FORTUNE going to use? Is this going to be a elite skill?

Take 100 damage per second and it will last forever, only 5 energy it will. Not elite skill will be, Like gold coulour around skill I dont.

that sounds great, can u now show us how to cast this skill

sure Yeesssssssss

When cast it, you are ready click the skill and you will.

Hmm that sounds a bit hard

Hard but, yes indeed that is when u get used to it its even harder.

you mean easier?

Yes indeed. Yeesssssss.

What is the price of this awsome skill?

Only one k.

Will there be a possibility to cap this skill?

sure if you kill han solo. muahahaha

is that all you can say about your skill

Yes and no, I just say devona that I love her very much and I have to say that luke skywalker sucks want to. Herh herh herh.

So folks if you want to have the best skill in game you can sure buy YODA'S FORTUNE and plus if you buy it from Michiko from Keineng Center you will get a free
yoda pet................i mean a mini pet (yoda hates giving big pets for free)

call 777283327777(oh dang it i'm bored)33344488833 and you will get yoda's fortune now

and by the way if you call it in next 30secounds you will get a free cofee at stabucks.

(write these number's on your mobile phone when you are writing a text message and you will see what you will get :D)

(maybe a have grammer mistakes but who cares, right?)

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[KhaidaG]

Oooh....

Message from the Dark Side that is!!!11

I loved it xD

[StarDida]

haha thx man!

[ConsisBarghest]

lol Yoda! Hahaha good job!

[StarDida]

thx :)

[StarDida]

thx :)