nancy kerrigan_ Got Stoned Song Michael Phelps

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I dedicate this song to the one and only Michael Phelps.

Here are the lyrics:

Tonya Harding tried to injure Kerrigan
O.J. maybe probably killed Nicole Simpson
Kobe Bryant got some sugar on the side
Jose Conseco didn't even try to hide
Michael Vick killed some dogs and then got caught
And Michael Phelps smoked pot

Not America's Golden Boy, not the smile of corn flakes
The superhuman fishman can't be prone to make mistakes
Your future still looks bright, just wait out the aftershock
You might have lost Kellogs, but you might pick up Birkenstock
Still, I'll always remember when

You smoked everyone in the pool
You totally made swimming cool
You got high up on the pedestal
And won first place, the badass who won every race

He's always going fast so he thought he'd take it slow
At least it wasn't real drugs like heroine or blow
Every day he eats 12,000 calories
That number probably triples when he gets the munchies

It's wrong hating him for what he did
A bong c'mon the guy is still a kid
Inhale is what Barack has done
If I'm correct, I'm pretty sure that he still won
Michael, you might be super human every time you swim
But outside of the pool it's good to know that you're human
This will all blow over, so just ride out the breeze
And next time, save yourself the trouble and just make brownies

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