BILL NOTICES BARRY- "Runaround Sue"- Dion & The Belmonts

HERE'S MY STORY, IT'S SAD BUT WEIRD.
'SABOUT A GUY OF WHOM NO ONE HEERED
THEN-ONE-DAY-WITH-NOTHING-BUT-HIS MOUTH AND A PODIUM
HE CAUSED ELECTORAL PANDEMONIUM...

HEY, HEY..... WHO-A OA OA OA..... SHOT DOT DA DA DA.....

YEAH'M I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT FROM THE VERY START
THIS GUY'D LEAVE ME WITH A BROKEN HEART
'A LISTEN PEOPLE WHAT I'M TELLIN' YOU
'A KEEP AWAY FROM STUMPAROUND HU.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WITH 'A REAL GOOD KNOWLEDGE,
THIS GUY'S THE DARLING OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
A' LISTEN PEOPLE LET ME SET YOU STRAIGHT, HE'S BEEN EN-
DORSED BY BONNIE RAITT AND BOTH BOB AND BILL GATES!

HEY, HEY..... KEEP AWAY FROM THAT GUY,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO: KEEP AWAY FROM HU WEL-L-L-L....
HU LIKES TO TRAVEL AROUND, YEAH
HE'LL LOVE YOU AND HE'LL PUT YOU DOWN
NOW, PEOPLE, LET ME CLEAR YOUR SIGHTS
HU PLAYED... BINGO WITH THE WRIGHTS; WELL,

HU'S ON SECOND, NO, HU'S ON FIRST
...HE'S OUT IN LEFT AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WORST, IF
YOU'RE A NEOCON,YOU'D LIKE TO FIND(OUT) HU'S NUTS; BUT
IF JESSE GOT THERE FIRST HE MIGHT'VE MADE TWO CUTS.

HEY, HEY..... WHO-A OA OA OA..... WEL-L-L-L.... HE FLEW THE OCEAN IN A SILVER PLANE
CROSSED THE JUNGLE WHEN IT'S WET WITH RAIN
AND JUST FOR FUN BEFORE RETURNIN'
HU GOT... ELECTED BY THE GERMANS.

HERES THE MORAL OF THE STORY FROM THE GUY THAT DOTES
..I'VE GOT A LOVE AND IT WANTS TO VOTE,
SENATOR JOHN... CONSIDER QUITTIN' QUICKER THAN RODHAM,
...NOVEMBER COME, HE MIGHT MCCANE YOUR BOTTOM.

HEY, HEY..... KEEP AWAY FROM THAT GUY,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO: KEEP AWAY FROM HU WEL-L-L-L....
HE MADE A VISIT TO THE MIDDLE EAST, YEAH
AND THEN HE MADE A PRESS RELEASE
BY STICKIN' A PIECE OF FOLDED PAPER WHERE
WE COULD DISTINGUISH SUBSTANCE FROM VAPORWARE.

THE FUTURE'S BEEN AROUND FOR A REAL LONG TIME
AND IF IT'S HERE TOMORROW WITH AMERICA THAT'S FINE: A HUNDRED
DAYS OF HONEYMOON AND YOU WAKE UP LATER
HOPEFULLY NOT IN BED WITH A WELFARE STATER....

HEY, HEY..... WHO-A OA OA OA..... SHOT DOT DA DA DA.....

HERE'S THE MORAL OF THE STORY AND A WORD TO THE WISE
LIKE A BULLETIN BOLTIN' OUTTA THE CLEAR BLUE SKIES: SENATOR
JOHN, HE UNDERTOOK TO SHUN THE NAZIS...
SIM-I-LARLY, SHOULDN'T HU ESCHEW THE PAPARAZZIS?

HEY, HEY..... WHO-A OA OA OA..... WEL-L-L-L....
NIKITA BEAT THE DESK WITH HIS SHOE, YEAH, HE
SAID THAT "WE WILL BURY YOU!"
WE ASKED OURSELVES "WHAT IS HE SELLING?"
IN-LIGHT-OF-CUR-RENT-E-VENTS-WE COULD'VE-ASKED"
"WHAT IS THE SPELLING?"

HERE'S THE MORAL OF THE STORY AND A WORD TO THE WITTIES:
CHIEF #44 WILL GOVERN SANS T_____S,
BE A UNITER AND AN OCEAN SPANNER,
(HOPE TO GOD HE'S NOT A CENTRAL PLANNER)

HEY, HEY..... KEEP AWAY FROM THAT GUY,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO: KEEP AWAY FROM HU WEL-L-L-L....
HU LIKES TO RAMBLE AROUND. IF
YOU'RE WONDRIN' WHAT HE'S PUTTIN' DOWN,
THEN OXYGEN YOUR BRAIN MIGHT LACK-- PRECIPITATING-
WHAT'S-COME-TO-BE-KNOWN-AS... BARACK ATTACK, WELL...

THE TOUCH OF HIS VOICE AND THE TROPE OF HIS PHRASE
GOT ME THINKIN'A JOININ' THE GAYS; THE
PAN- O- RAMIC POETRY OF HIS PROSE,
SOMEBODY, PLEASE, SPRAY ME OFF WITH A HOSE.

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[kozzy18]

hmmmm

[grampamoses]

uhhh, thank you.

How did you get this number?

[kozzy18]

Phone book

[grampamoses]

how singular!

[judithhansen]

who said that was liberal? baloney. read between the lines. Itwas fun.

[judithhansen]

a fun , video, but more conservative than i thought it would be.

[grampamoses]

Now, Boys!

[bayerpress12]

And I just as fake as the beard, stupid. I always put something like this on a site and see if some jackass will take the bait and respond. You win!!

[Challenger305]

Lol, entertaining music but to bad it had to be pro obama the messiah bull crap

[ChevyMonster]

Duh, it's a fake beard! Are you blind as well as stupid?