Creation magazine-fairy tales for kidults: Snakes & Rainbows.

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All aboard the SkylArk! More toddler time 'science' from the funniest magazine on the planet...

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[RyuDarragh]

Oooo... in order to fracture their illogic into some sensible order, out they trot SUPEREVOLUTION. "No, evolution never happened! The flood was real! The Earth is only 6000 years old! Errr, and things diversified after the flood.. uhm..." - so, instead of millions of years of slow and gradual change, we have REALLY FAST CHANGE IN 6000 YEARS! Wheeeeeee....

[geffel]

Someone was saying to me the other day that their CObra needed a redesign...

Yes - the creationists are stinking hypocrites...but we knew that already.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

Did you find that magazine in the comedy section at the bookstore?

[geffel]

It should be.

FactvsReligion picked up a copy of it a few weeks ago and made a video about it. I immediately sent off a subscription so that I could use the material therein to make these videos.

I've been through most of the short articles in the mag, so until the next issue arrives, I won't be making many more of these vids.

[JackWisps]

do sun dogs count as rainbows? if they do then you don't have to be facing away from the sun.

And are they actually saying that rainbows are made by god? well I guess they think everything is made by god...

[geffel]

Yes they are.

[franzpolak]

the snakes will do that U-shape flip ad nauseum while listening to cameo's hip-hop smash hit "word up". white snakes will be more inclined to brakedance immediately if they are wearing beanies and baggy pants while that song is playing.

[AuntieDiluvian]

What an abomination upon the world of publishing.

[RyuDarragh]

Haw.. and the church wanted to burn those who claimed the "white" light from the sun could be composed of many colors because such a notion made the "white" light impure. No mention of that in there, I bet.

[RyuDarragh]

Well, you only touched lightly on the "vegetarian spiders" :) Remember, Creationists believe that *all* creatures, even those so clearly designed as obligate predators, ate veggies "before the fall" :P

[crackerkiller89]

But good idea, i think i will.

[crackerkiller89]

Actually the bible is a main source of study for writers i believe because so many metaphors are derived from its stories. My english teacher told me that studying religious text is a big part of understanding context in writing, especially when its not clear whether something is meant to be literal or metaphorical.