Dollar Evil Challenge

Where-in Lord Picklejar does briefly elaborate on his thoughts regarding macro vs. micro evil, followed by a dread missive to his loyal minions.

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• evil
• demon
• picklejar
• satan
• dollar
• guitar
• hero

[TormentedByDemons]

Dangle it in front of a homeless boy. When he tries to grab it, I papercut his eyeball. Dollars give amazing papercuts.

Repeat the process with blinding speed on every homeless person I can find until the bill becomes too soggy for action.

Then find someone with a tracheotomy and cram the flaccid dollar into the breathing apparatus with a car key while gleefully chirping, "You know what they say! MONEY TALKS!"

Hail Satan.

[ShermerIllinois]

I took out a search engine pay per click ad for one penny per click entitled "Hot l3sbian s3x"... which links to the 2 girls one cup video, of course.

One hundred healthy sex lives ruined for only a dollar.

Hail Satan!

[TheIrishBrawler]

Apply a deadly poison to the 1 dollar bill then donate it to a charity where they are doing a money grab so to further blow the air born poison around

[Tedsuzan]

Christ-Reigns? Are those like reigns for horses? Are they only a dollar? lol, that would be pretty evil, make him walk around like a horse and carry stuff like the burden of original sin, buckets of water and stuff, good idea....

[8onebaddude8]

Christ reigns.

[Ocoton]

Give it to a mentally retarded person in exchange for them becoming a christian, so taht when they reach hell they will torture themselfs for believing such mindless bullshit as religion. ._. sucks, but you cant do anything more evn than that without effort. and you dont use effort for a sum under 5 dollars.

[DABUdabuDABUdabuDABU]

give 1 dollar to Scientology.

[omgpiggybank]

i would promise 2 hobos the dollar if they agreed to fight to the death. Onw would be very verry largen and and and ex wrestler, the other would be small and wimpy, i would then get people 2 make bets, they would, of course bet on the larger of the two. I would then take the dollar and bet on the smaller hobo, where th odds would be 50 to 1. Before the fight i would tell the large 1 to take a fall. I would then win millions of dollars, leaving th masses pennyless.

[rtobin7]

Exchange it for 100 pennies, then drop them off a very very tall building

[GroupSoliloquy]

Sew it to a homeless man's flesh.

[yamisartbackwards]

i would buy a cheap plastic walgreens razor and shave off your beautiful beautiful beard.

and then cry.

no, no- i would shave off your beard with your own pocket knife which will also maim you and cut you and use the dollar to buy myself a small vanilla cone at tastee freez for a reward.

and then cry

[Sis363]

Such evil videos "NOT" where did they come from Sunday school?