eBaum's World Dot Com (with MP3)

Free MP3 by Lemon Demon: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/ebaumsworld
Animation made by AltF4: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/altf4/

Flash version of the video with optional subtitles. Yes, on ABS with permission from animator.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ebaumsworld

Ebaum's World Dot Com Lyrics:
Once upon time
On the Internet there was a guy
A very deeply flawed man
And they called him Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why

He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld dot com

It wasn't fair
To those from whom he stole
But did he care?
No not one bit
And then he had the nads
To sell some ads
What a piece of sh*t
Oh, Eric

Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch

'Til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
Had his dumb website erased
Well, sadly that's a lie,
There's still an Ebaumsworld dot com

But if we all join hands
And sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus and Thor
Will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try

Ebaumsworld is going down
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
Bout how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
And if that bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"

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• eric
• bauman
• ebaum
• sucks
• lemon
• demon
• flash
• animation
• albinoblacksheep

[XtremeMachinez]

@CronoManiac42 or 9gag...

[HunterGuilherme]

this applies to 9gag as well

[thesmashfloydian]

@kissmymoney Well, that's not what international law says.

[Toyman1982]

i fucking LOVED Albino Black Sheep back in the day!!!

[Tekkenfreek234]

@HunterGuilherme And Reddit.

[TheJohndills]

@711Gonzales I don't even use reddit often. I just state facts. Since almost everything except self post are posted off site (ie- imgur) it's impossible for reddit to actually be stealing content. It is possible, that users, however, steal content. However, the few communities I visit on Reddit can't steal content because they're specific communities.

[711Gonzales]

@TheJohndills this is what reddit fags actually believe

[TheJohndills]

I disagree with everyone who says this is Reddit. If someone steals content on reddit (claims it as their own) It's usually called out. Also, reddit has an awesome community, and they're a social "news" site, where something similar to boards exist, but created by community members.

However, it does very much apply to 9Gag and FunnyJunk. All they do is allow their users to steal content and be like "Oh it's our users! We can't do anything!".

[NoiseMarines]

@CronoManiac42 Or Reddit.

[CMHardcastle]

@CronoManiac42 Or "Reddit"