Witty Come-backs To Cocky Chavs

The definative list of smart-mouthed comebacks to those shits on the streets.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• witty
• comebacks
• come
• backs
• to
• cocky
• chavs
• chav
• smart
• back
• funny
• jokes
• offensive
• mean

[ctrob71]

when someone says: "Can't think of a come back?".. Say this: "If I want my cum back, I'll go scrape it off your mom's teeth."

[fan7aTwisT]

I like the part where he says "you look like a girl!" (chav).... "Lets hope you don't make the same mistake when you lose your virginity" (Normal) lol

[way2tehdawn]

You are a GANGSTA man!!

[mentochick11]

haha :D thats class. well done young sir well done <3

[skerples]

the fuck is a chav?

[UrbanAirwavesParkour]

"Im well hard me mate!" "Then get away from me ya fucking perve" haha

[deansinghgill]

this side, chav. this side, normal every day person :') LOL

[acetoxicCOD]

@alixamett Here it is: "OMG ur a mind reader!"

[acetoxicCOD]

These r good. But if u say that to chav they'll mug u. They will wont they.

[lilg7658]

i love your accent!

[metalgearrex2]

if some one said get some good comebacks just say: yeh there writen all over ya mum

[jamzo1997]

PAHAHA! ! THEY WERE BRILL!