Some like it hot [I'm a boy]

Hum pour les cours :p

[Parole]
Jerry: « olé! »
Joe: Hi, Jerry! Everything under control?
Jerry: Have I got things to tell you!
Joe: What happened?
Jerry: I'm engaged !
Joe: Congratulation. Who's the lucky girl ?
Jerry: I am (starts humming and playing the maracas again) Joe: What ?
Jerry: Osgood proposed to me. We're planning a june wedding (sings+plays)
Joe:What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood!
Jerry: (stands up) Do you think he's to old for me ?
Joe: Jerry you can't be serious !
Jerry: Why not? He keeps marrying girls all the time! (dances+sings+plays)
Joe: But You're not a girl.You're a guy! And why would a guy want to marry a guy?
Jerry: Security! (dances)
Joe; Jerry you'd better lie down, you're not well.
Jerry: Will you stop teating me like a child; I'm not stupid I know there is a problem!
Joe: I'll say there is
Jerry: His mother. We need her approval. But i'm not worried because I don't smoke. (dances+sings)
Joe: Jerry, there's another problem!
Jerry: Like what ?
Joe: Like what are you going to do on your honeymoon?
Jerry: We've been discussing that: he wants to go to the Riviera, but I kinda lean towards Niagara Falls (dances)
Joe: Jerry, you're outta your mind. How are you gonna get away with this?
Jerry: I don't expect it to last, Joe. I'll tell him the truth when the time comes.
Joe: Like when?
Jerry: Like right after the ceremony (Joe: Oh! )
Jerry: Then we get a quick annulment, he makes a nice settlement on me, and I keep getting those alimony cheques every month.
Joe: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, listen to me ! Listen to me! There are laws, conventions. It's just not been done.
Jerry: Shhhhh! Joe, this may be my last chance to marry a millionnaire!
Joe: Jerry! Jerry: Huh ?
Joe: Jerry! Will you take my advice ? Forget about the whole thing will you? Juste keep telling yourself you're a boy. You're a boy.
Jerry: I'm a boy.
Joe: That's the boy.
Jerry: I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a... (Takes wig off). I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy oh boy, Am i a boy! Now what am I gonna do about my engagement present?
Joe: What engagement present?
Jerry: Osgood gave me a bracelet.
Joe: Hey! These are real diamonds!
Jerry: Of course there're real. What do you think my fiancé is a bum? I guess I'll have to give it back to him!
Joe: Wait a minute, Jerry. Let's not be hasty. After all we don't wanna hurt Osgood's feeling, do we?
Jerry: Huh?

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[tommyt1971]

Hands down, this is Jack Lemmon's greatest performance and the greatest scene of his career. He never was funnier!

[EternityEyes]

"I'm a boy, I'm a boy. Oh, BOY, am I a boy."

[AwesomeAnonymously]

I love Jack Lemmon so much!!

[ilikevaseline]

"...but i'm not worried because i don't smoke!"

[UpInThisMixTrix]

@aguering In what world. cause they look nothing alike...

[aguering]

the dude looks like ray liotta

[aguering]

the dude looks like ray liotta