A story of a boy named Max trying to beat his friend John at Super Smash Brothers Brawl, set to the tune of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Is this a real game-
Or is this just fantasy-
Nintendo Classics -
Mixed into one galaxy-
Open your eyes
Look up at the screen and see-
Links just some farm boy, Links in the lowest tier-
Max, youll never win, not with him
Hes got no ups, his Up-B Sucks
But anyway the game goes, doesnt really matter to me,
To me
Mama, just lost to John,
I put in all I had
It turns out Im really bad
Mama, the match had just begun,
But then I went and threw it all away-
Mama ooo,
Ill never play again-
If Im not back online this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Maxwell, dont give up hope,
Youve tried your best with Link,
But youve gotta know he stinks
Goodbye to Link- Hes got to go-
Youve gotta leave Link all behind and face the truth-
Maxwell ooo- (any way the game ends)
If you dont want to lose,
Learn a new character - forget you used Link at all-
I see a little silhouet of a man,
Pikachu, Pikachu will you win the match for me-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff
Not Jigglypuff - Lucario, lucarioooooo
Link was a bad choice, why did I use him-
Link was a bad choice, pick another to win -
Samus, DK, Ice Climbers, Ganondorf
Falco, Snake, Sonic, Ike- None of them will do
Metaknight! Score- I will not let John win John will win -
Metaknight! - I will not let John win John will win -
Metaknight! - I will not let John win John will win -
- I will not let John win John will win -
- I will not let John win John will win -
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, -
Metaknight, Metaknight, you cannot let me lose
John may be good, but not better then me, then me, then me-
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can fight me and leave me to die-
Oh Maxwell-cant do that to me Maxwell-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right out of here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any way the game ends....
GAME
This was...decent. But Link and Lucario kick ass!
acelikespie 3 years ago 3
u guys have the sketchiest facial expressions, and the vocals majorly suck... and thats exactly what makes me piss myself laughing everytime i see this. i tip my hat to you, gentlemen.
jonmclee2 3 years ago 2