Masturbation: My Story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-8DsRrO3gw Wazzup Eddie C? It's just so motherflipping hard. I can't take it any longer. Please help me. I need your unconditional love and support, and maybe, just maybe, I could get through this. With help from our holy savior and your praying, I may be able to rid myself of this wretched curse. EdwardCurrent, please help restore my somewhat comforting faith!

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This video is satire. If you fail to realise that this is a joke, you are a grade one fucking retard. That is all.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• erections
• masturbation
• difficulties
• boner
• hardon
• christianity
• parody
• comedy
• spoof
• funny
• sketch
• humour
• humor
• satire
• Edward Current

[ultimateanimefighter]

Was that song from the dissapearance of haruhi suzumiya?

[CammehYaBams]

@ultimateanimefighter Erik Satie - Gymnopedie 1.

[TheMinimums]

I absolutely love Edward Currents videos, fantasitc works of satire and you've done him proud I'm sure! Another great video CammehYaBams

[CammehYaBams]

@TheMinimums Life is just so mother-flipping hard sometimes, y'know?

[MrGangstaMuslim]

you look like a bit of a tool with the hat..

[CammehYaBams]

@MrGangstaMuslim It's a fucking joke you stupid moron.

[nirvanapearljam1]

i erred

your vid is GENIOUS

[YourComputerExpert]

At 2:30 he admits he lays his hands on young boys and masturbates them to get rid of their 'demon seed'. What a sick pedophile, he should rot to dead.

[ahmad00502]

i dont get anything

[Metalcultistmike]

Praise Jeezus, Brother @CammehYaBams! The best way to tame that trouser snake is to read the Bible, praise Jeezus and think about him, and avoid the fairer sex like the plague until your weddin' day! Glory, glory in the sunshine of our Invisible Friend who lives up in the sky!

[BrettDixonMusic]

Silly fundamentalists...

[OrCIcYDeA]

Edward currents retarded he is a fucking bible basher and the bible is 2000 years of exaguaration don't hate for not remembering how to spell it but still science is the truth

[Chayraz2]

@Master45644 No, really?

[Master45644]

fakeass

[angiectr08]

God still loves you, and He knows you best... Wanting to stop is the first step

[123HGW]

@nirvanapearljam1 genius*

[ultimateanimefighter]

@CammehYaBams Oh. Well, either way, it's completly fitting. Such a beautiful story. (in other words, great satire)