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Milking the Cow [4 Minutes (feat. Justin Timberlake)]

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How to milk a cow:

1. Milk at the same time daily.
2. Sit on the same side of the cow each day. This will help your cow feel more comfortable - cows like routine.

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3. Place cow in a stanchion if this makes you feel more at ease. If your cow is an old hand at being milked, this probably won't be necessary. Ask the farmer you purchased her from what her routine was with the farmer.
4. Place stool at a right angle to the cow and sit with your head resting on her flank.
5. Wash udder with warm water and clean cloth.
6. Place pail under teats.
7. Take a teat into the palm of your hand.
8. Squeeze teat at top with thumb and forefinger. Continue squeezing each finger around teat, forcing milk in a stream until all fingers are around teat.
9. Release teat.
10. Repeat until only a small amount of milk comes out and the udder is soft to the touch.

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  • we not doing nothing is just taking the milk out

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  • @tinamarie2395 Why?

  • i never want to drink milk again

  • Heavens to murgatroid! You've milked this subject for all it's worth. This video is definitely "cream of the crop"! And I'm not just buttering you up! Hopefully your cows will never go dry...that would make them UDDER failures...or at least MILK DUDS!!!

  • why is there sexual music playing in the background O/////O

  • Well go have a look you idiot.. i made a video of me milking.. you dumb shit.

  • Medal? what are you talking about? Anyway im going to get the cows in, then start milking..

  • I don't believe I've that affect on This Canadian. I don't know why she wants a medal from me. She knows she never will get any medal from me no matter how much she tries because after I give her a medal I'd become a no body to her. I do not want to become no body to anybody, much less to her.

  • Thats it.. Im going to make a video in an hour when we start milking cows.. You are an idiot for saying that..

  • What a shame? The dairy farming in Canada is in the hands of young idiots like you who can't tell what a teat is. One man, pretending to be an Arab Emir asked me what a teat is? I think he was not an Arab Emir. He was you. He said his name was Alsayed20. But I think he was lying. That was you because he'd sent the email to mahafakir. I use it only to make my comments. I do not use it for any other purpose. There's no shame in saying you don't know how to milk cows n ask for advice from people.

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