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Uploaded by on Mar 31, 2007

I wrote this in 5 minutes, so no making fun.

If I were a pillow
How pretty I would be
All the people in the house
Would put their heads on me!

I wouldn't walk or dance or play
I'd sit there on the bed
Waiting for the night to come
To comfort someone's head.

I could be striped or dotty or plain
Or maybe even bare
If someone sleepy would show up
I surely would be there.

I bet you're jealous of your pillow
I sure am of mine
But being human isn't so bad
Because pillows can't drink wine!

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  • you and yor vids remember me of phoebe of friends ahahahaha Love your vids! I'm from Spain!

  • es buenisimo!!!!! XD XD XD

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  • I cannot stop singing it lol

  • I like pillows too...... Under my girls ass!!!! lol

  • isn't it If I was a pillow??????

  • What a idiots.

  • very big shit!

  • WTF???? this a fucking shit

  • WTF!!!!!!?? man i think you don´t have anything to do!!!!! but the vid is still funny and weird at the same time

  • stupid song ;)

  • She's hot, js

  • Pillows can't drink wine... or cranberry juice lol

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