If I Were a Pillow

I wrote this in 5 minutes, so no making fun.

If I were a pillow
How pretty I would be
All the people in the house
Would put their heads on me!

I wouldn't walk or dance or play
I'd sit there on the bed
Waiting for the night to come
To comfort someone's head.

I could be striped or dotty or plain
Or maybe even bare
If someone sleepy would show up
I surely would be there.

I bet you're jealous of your pillow
I sure am of mine
But being human isn't so bad
Because pillows can't drink wine!

Category:

Comedy

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• sunshinetaylor
• taylor
• if
• were
• pillow
• striped
• spotty
• plain
• bare
• pretty
• princess
• sleepy
• sunnyvale
• jealousy

[pauletaloca]

you and yor vids remember me of phoebe of friends ahahahaha Love your vids! I'm from Spain!

[saraherchi]

es buenisimo!!!!! XD XD XD

[cenestpasversailles]

I cannot stop singing it lol

[MrBerekhhnd]

I like pillows too...... Under my girls ass!!!! lol

[spy576]

isn't it If I was a pillow??????

[harrymaz09]

What a idiots.

[street472]

very big shit!

[Break730]

WTF???? this a fucking shit

[kkhuatesi190]

WTF!!!!!!?? man i think you don´t have anything to do!!!!! but the vid is still funny and weird at the same time

[Ejecutivas3]

stupid song ;)

[MarieCrapIceCream]

She's hot, js

[Arualiaa]

Pillows can't drink wine... or cranberry juice lol