Rick Perry - Weak, man.

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In response, of course, to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA

It's hard to tell exactly what Perry was on about in much of this. Honestly, if kids "observed" Christmas any harder in schools than they already do, they would be elves. And liberals don't hate religion, we're too busy drum circling, same sex marrying, and not owning guns to bother.

So what was he talking about? He was talking about trying to break double digits in Iowa. And since he's sitting on a big pile of money from people who once thought he was going to be president, it'll be fun to see him thrash about as his campaign gasps for air.

But Rick Perry and all other heathen-haters take note: atheists and agnostics are 20 percent of the population and growing--more than African-Americans or Latinos. Add in gays, lesbians, bi and transgender folks, and you not only have a substantial voting block, you have a fucking awesome party. Lezzdoit.

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[Mythodiir]

I'm Rick Perry, and I'm not ashamed to admit I hate gay people. You know there's something wrong with this country when Christianity is not the state funded religion, and non-believers, women, and hell even blacks can vote. I want to make this country strong again, by starting with allowing wealthy white men to own slaves. Because America needs to get back to it's roots, Rick Perry strong.

I'm Rick Perry, I hate gays, blacks, women, and Muslims, and I approve this message.

[BoatMasterful]

I'm an English Christian, and i still approve this message.

[Missbeansontoast]

Love this video! If Christians want people to think they're not crazy religious nuts, they need to speak out louder against the right-wing nuts who are ruining this world instead of reacting when other people speak out against them.

[ookwormbay7]

0:43 is my favorite part :D

[shenadoa]

Rabbi Joachim Prinz, prior to Dr. King’s, I Have a Dream, said, “ When I was the rabbi of the Jewish community in Berlin under the Hitler regime, I learned many things. The most important thing that I learned under those tragic circumstances was bigotry and hatred are not the most urgent problem. The most urgent, the most disgraceful, the most shameful, the most tragic problem is silence”

[shenadoa]

@RaineBlade316 Some people believe that followers of one religion should be put in gas chambers. Do you respect that belief? Or that mixed marriages are against god’s will. We are never required to respect a belief. I respect your right to have a belief. I do not respect christian attempts to deny others their civil and human rights. Doing that in the name of god, I find despicable and not worthy of respect. And as for those christians who are silent,…..you have blood on your hands.

[shenadoa]

@RaineBlade316 I don;t respect anyone because of a name they pin on their chest. I respect a person because of the content of their character. Although Hitler's generals considered themselves good christians, the actions of christians and especialy the catholic church is a mixed bag as regards the Holocaist. No, I am not suggesting christians justified the Holocaust, but I am saying that just like during the holocaust, silence kills. And those who are silent now have blood on their hands.

[RaineBlade316]

@shenadoa And I did not require you to respect my belief. I simply requested it. And no, I don't believe that harming another in the name of religion, family tradition, or "I'm in a bad mood" is okay. I'm confused about your suggestion there. Are you seriously suggesting that Christians justified the Holocaust??