Sales and Cognitive Dissonance

I made a big sale of two thousand sweaters, embroidered with diamonds with profits to spare. But they were rejected, it ruined my life, so I torched the client's Ferarri, and slept with his wife.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ferarri
• Donald
• Keys
• Gallery
• Wollongong
• Australia
• parody
• song
• ode
• spoof
• comedy

[poppyjasmine]

Very sad song Donald, that story would make a great movie, Revenge of the Promo Guy, or Promo Guy strikes a Chord, or Hasta La Vista Promo Guy. What are you selling in that clip?

[donaldkeys]

I'm selling the concept that sales people have feelings. Even though I'm an arsehole, I too have the basic human right to pursue happiness, and if a client who ostentatiously parades his success while screwing me deserves to brought in line with some good old fashioned jealous revenge. My self-centered hedonistic view of the world is a perfect balance to all those bleeding heart do-gooders who grope all the social awards these days.

[Similarity101]

Elvis, McCartney, Bono, Hendrix

Eat your heart out, donaldkeys is here

[donaldkeys]

Thank you similarity, however, I have no similarity to those who you have mentioned... you see, they actually have (or had) talent.

[MyLifeIsFireworks]

Nice one !!! but what did really happen? hehe